What's the world's hardest popstar?

[Les Biehn]

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I love her shuddering quim

Imagine snaffling at her massive trough.

 

[Man of Harveys]

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Imagine snaffling at her massive trough.

She's just come out a relationship, it's been very a messy break-up.

So now she spends most of her time home alone, contemplating her HUGE LOVE SPLIT.

 

[Cian]

Blazin Squad

One of them looks like he was transplanted from a dodgy american teenage skaterpunk band, the rest look like they were picked up outside Tescos at 11pm with cans of white lightning...

 

[Les Biehn]

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She's just come out a relationship, it's been very a messy break-up.

So now she spends most of her time home alone, contemplating her HUGE LOVE SPLIT.

I heard it was a bit of a messy break up, leaving her with a huge, empty hole in her life due to the messiness. She hasquite literally been left with a HUGE MESSY HOLE.

 

[Monkster]

Keef Richards - can't be destroyed by conventional drugs

 

[Juan Albion]

Saw this guy last night.

You have to be as tough as nails to go on stage looking like Mandisa Dlanga, the backing singer in the middle.

 

[Man of Harveys]

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I heard it was a bit of a messy break up, leaving her with a huge, empty hole in her life due to the messiness. She hasquite literally been left with a HUGE MESSY HOLE.

Whilst touring in Grimsby, an off-duty trawlerman and retained firefighter fell fast asleep at her show. When he woke up, he thought she was a whale and hit her with his fireman's axe.

So now she sits alone and stares at her FISH-STINKING AXEWOUND.

 

[Les Biehn]

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Whilst touring in Grimsby, an off-duty trawlerman and retained firefighter fell fast asleep at her show. When he woke up, he thought she was a whale and hit her with his fireman's axe.

So now she sits alone and stares at her FISH-STINKING AXEWOUND.

While visiting Eygpt Michelle had a ride on a camel. To hold her girth the camel had to be huge, unfortunately it still couldn't hold her weight and the animal was crushed. The locals took this as a sign of good luck and removed the camels toe, which was unfortunatley cover in crushed camel matter,and awarded it to Michelle. However Michelle had no idea what she was going to do with her MASSIVE, SLOPPY CAMEL TOE.

 

[Buzzer]

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While visiting Eygpt Michelle had a ride on a camel. To hold her girth the camel had to be huge, unfortunately it still couldn't hold her wait and the animal was crushed. The locals took this as a sign of good luck and removed the camels toe, which was unfortunatley cover in crushed camel matter,and awarded it to Michelle. However Michelle had no idea what she was going to do with her MASSIVE, SLOPPY CAMEL TOE.

Yeah. And she's got a huge hairy vagina.

Oh.

 

[Les Biehn]

Michelle had recently started dating the very tall Portugese national team keeper. However the relationship hit the skids when it became clear he had a drink problem, coming home drunk on many an occassion. Michelle was shocked at the STATE OF HER LARGE QUIM.

 

[Buzzer]

Michelle had recently started dating the very tall Portugese national team keeper. However the relationship hit the skids when it became clear he had a drink problem, coming home drunk on many an occassion. Michelle was shocked at the STATE OF HER LARGE QUIM.

It get's worse. Her sheer bulk has ruined her favourite Chesterfield and she has had to give it to the secretary of her fan club, a lady called Fanny. After all, Michelle's FANNY'S LIKE A SPLIT SOFA.

 

[Man of Harveys]

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Yeah. And she's got a huge hairy vagina.

Oh.

When visiting a popular Somerset tourist attraction, Michelle suddenly became scared. She just spent ages and ages staring transfixed at the WOOKIE HOLE.

 

[Les Biehn]

It get's worse. Her sheer bulk has ruined her favourite Chesterfield and she has had to give it to the secretary of her fan club, a lady called Fanny. After all, Michelle's FANNY'S LIKE A SPLIT SOFA.

Your right, it has definately got worse.

 

[Nibble]

Michelle recently spent a day at a shellfishing competition in Newquay. The other competitors had some right tiddlers but when Michelle emerged from the rockpool in her bikini no-one could believe the size of her MASSIVE DRIPPING CLAM.

 

[Les Biehn]

Michelle was visiting the Irish region of Gassive. As a welcoming present the people of Gassive presented her with the fantastic local speciality, mash potato. To celebrate they had a big party where everyone got a portion of Michelle's GASSIVE MASH.

 

[Don Tmatter]

Back to the original question, i'd say Stinky Turner & Mick Geggus of the Cockney Rejects.

 

[Juan Albion]

Back to the original question, i'd say Stinky Turner & Mick Geggus of the Cockney Rejects.

Lemmy would take both of them before breakfast.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Dave Gedge (sp), lead singer from the Wedding Present combines little bloke syndrome together with the fact that he's a chippy git from Leeds. So Dave swings it for me.

(I realise that the above praragraph will go over the heads of anyone who wasn't into indie music of the late 80s and early 90s but I don't care).

Brassneck...............I've just decided I don't love you any more, I've just decided I don't need you anymore.........oo-ooh.