What's the point?

[acrossthepond]

You get born, you breathe, you have babies, you die. That's the point of life.

Bah Humbug.

That's how we ensure the survival of our species, and how we evolve, but it's a bit of a stretch to say that's the purpose of life Be a bit gloomy to think that your only purpose in life was to ensure the creation of a bunch of mini-me's, and then cark it - job done.

I've gone beyond collecting mammoths and humping berries (or something like that). It's all about having as much fun and laughter and pleasure as you can without hurting anyone else. And if you don't like your life, then do what you can to change it.

No point being miserable - life's too short.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Bah Humbug.

That's how we ensure the survival of our species, and how we evolve, but it's a bit of a stretch to say that's the purpose of life Be a bit gloomy to think that your only purpose in life was to ensure the creation of a bunch of mini-me's, and then cark it - job done.

I've gone beyond collecting mammoths and humping berries (or something like that). It's all about having as much fun and laughter and pleasure as you can without hurting anyone else. And if you don't like your life, then do what you can to change it.

No point being miserable - life's too short.

Mate, i'm a student nurse - thinking that way is how i get through wrapping patients in body bags!

 

[barney]

Mate, i'm a student nurse - thinking that way is how i get through wrapping patients in body bags!

mate, relax

 

[Bars Mar]

The Point Is Surely To Find Pleasure In Adversity. Take Tonight For Example, Mother Accidentally Dropped The Loo Roll In The Loo Whilst Cleaning Our Bathroom But I Then Discovered That The Damp Loo Roll Can Be Used As A Sort Of Fake Fanny. Just Shove Your Cock In The Middle And Away You Go.

I've Just Had A Most Marvellous Time This Evening. Managed To Make Myself Come 3 Times Before It All Disintegrated On Me.

Happy Days.

 

[PCBEARDMLORD]

Mate, i'm a student nurse

I'm sure some Pics would cheer him up ..

 

[mattb]

The Point Is Surely To Find Pleasure In Adversity. Take Tonight For Example, Mother Accidentally Dropped The Loo Roll In The Loo Whilst Cleaning Our Bathroom But I Then Discovered That The Damp Loo Roll Can Be Used As A Sort Of Fake Fanny. Just Shove Your Cock In The Middle And Away You Go.

I've Just Had A Most Marvellous Time This Evening. Managed To Make Myself Come 3 Times Before It All Disintegrated On Me.

Happy Days.

you're a nasty little man

 

[barney]

you're a nasty little man

awoo

 

[y2dave]

The Point Is Surely To Find Pleasure In Adversity. Take Tonight For Example, Mother Accidentally Dropped The Loo Roll In The Loo Whilst Cleaning Our Bathroom But I Then Discovered That The Damp Loo Roll Can Be Used As A Sort Of Fake Fanny. Just Shove Your Cock In The Middle And Away You Go.

I've Just Had A Most Marvellous Time This Evening. Managed To Make Myself Come 3 Times Before It All Disintegrated On Me.

Happy Days.

Lovely stuff!

 

[defrocked priest]

Birth, School, Work, Death.

That's all life is.

 

[barney]

Birth, School, Work, Death.

That's all life is.

you sad bastard

 

[Braders]

what a jolly thread this is...

 

[Box of Frogs]

Life's a bitch and then you die!

There are only two certainties in life - death and taxes.

I know how you feel Fruity - but you have to focus on the good things. Surely you can think of something positive to look forward to? Barracking Leeds scum when they come down here for example? Cheering the lads to a successful season?

Sometimes when all seems too much to bear, bills, bills and more bills, I just look at my kids and think how lucky I am. Then things don't seem so bad.

End of wittering ramble - sorry!

 

[mattb]

suicide pact?

 

[Bars Mar]

you're a nasty little man

Oh Bite Me, You Silver-Tongued Hot Stuff.

 

[mattb]

Oh Bite Me, You Silver-Tongued Hot Stuff.

What Does That Even Mean?

 

[Bars Mar]

What Does That Even Mean?

I Don't f***ing Know. I'm Still Rather Giddy And Light-headed After Having A Knee-Trembler With A Roll Of Andrex.

Can't You See The Possibilities Opening Up? I Can Experiment With Charmain, Andrex, Double-Ply, Kitchen Roll. Makes A Change From Doing It In The Oven Glove And Less Explaining To Do Too.

 

[British Bulldog]

I Don't f***ing Know. I'm Still Rather Giddy And Light-headed After Having A Knee-Trembler With A Roll Of Andrex.

Can't You See The Possibilities Opening Up? I Can Experiment With Charmain, Andrex, Double-Ply, Kitchen Roll. Makes A Change From Doing It In The Oven Glove And Less Explaining To Do Too.

There's something seriously wrong with you

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

The Point Is Surely To Find Pleasure In Adversity. Take Tonight For Example, Mother Accidentally Dropped The Loo Roll In The Loo Whilst Cleaning Our Bathroom But I Then Discovered That The Damp Loo Roll Can Be Used As A Sort Of Fake Fanny. Just Shove Your Cock In The Middle And Away You Go.

I've Just Had A Most Marvellous Time This Evening. Managed To Make Myself Come 3 Times Before It All Disintegrated On Me.

Happy Days.

What he said, except smear a child's waterwing with butter and wedge it under the sofa cushion

 

[mattb]

I Don't f***ing Know. I'm Still Rather Giddy And Light-headed After Having A Knee-Trembler With A Roll Of Andrex.

Can't You See The Possibilities Opening Up? I Can Experiment With Charmain, Andrex, Double-Ply, Kitchen Roll. Makes A Change From Doing It In The Oven Glove And Less Explaining To Do Too.

YOU KNOW HOW TO LIVE YOUNG MAN :yahoo:

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

mate, relax

I'm perfectly relaxed, shouldn't i be?