Born nearest: Vancouver Whitecaps. And even that was a ferry ride away. Don't think Vancouver Island had much a 'soccer' league in 1967, it were all chipmunks and pine trees back then...
Now live nearest: Probably just Brentford, though QPR/Fulham almost as close.
Work nearest: Arsenal, I expect.
So where the **** does Brighton come in all that and how come I ended up supporting them?: Grew up in Bexhill 1973-86.