whats the most stupid comment you have ever heard at a football match ?

[Johnny Crumplin Football]

I can't believe I just went off to find out the result of that playoff. What an absolute knob

 

[Da Man Clay]

oNE WE STILL LAUGH ABOUT NOW......

Can't remember who it was aginst but we were losing in injury time as Adam Virgo placed the ball for a free kick.


What does he think he's doing. He's not going to shoot from there surely....... That's far too far out..........

WAHEY WHAT A GOAL!!!!

Coventry. I remember saying something very similar :- "what the hell is Virgo doing even thinking of shooting from there, better watch out for the cars past Tongdean lane....."

 

[Hadlee]

Playing Hull at Withdean a couple of seasons back, Hull on attack, Forward slices his shot and it baloons up in the air, "Leave it Kuipers" some Idiot shouts,(thinking its going over) it then dips alarmingly and requires a backpedalling save from MK to keep it out.

That was me !!

 

[Munkfish]

I can't believe I just went off to find out the result of that playoff. What an absolute knob

Fine effort sir, bastard forrest fans caused the trouble

 

[house your seagull]

Yeah but 3-0 up could mean they were leading 3-0 in the first leg but that may not have been the final result

i think they won 1 nil up in first leg,

then went 2 nil up in the second leg before yeovil scored 4!

it was a cccccccccccccrazzzzy match that much i know

 

[house your seagull]

Confirmed. The Forest fan couldn't even get the scores right, if I am assuming this was the playoff:

Nottingham Forest 2 Yeovil Town 5 (Yeovil win 5-4 on agg): Yeovil break Forest hearts in thriller

i'll get my coat

 

[Munkfish]

Coventry. I remember saying something very similar :- "what the hell is Virgo doing even thinking of shooting from there, better watch out for the cars past Tongdean lane....."

I shouted shoot, not quite sure, and got a slap round the back of my head from a mate, mate made up it up to me after the game with a beer, was about 40 yards out complete daisy cutter pretty awful keeping, belive it was scott shearer in goal.

 

[Dover]

Stupid things said at matches. Oh yes! Virtually everything I say.

 

[Seagullible]

there was a guy who sat near me in G block a few years aog who was a bit odd. The ball would go off for a corner to whoever we were playing and in the silence of the Brighton fans he'd jump up and say 'get it into attacking areas!' very random

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

'Brighton are useless at set-pieces' - West Ham away game 1995 just before a certain set piece....

I remember also a mate of mine telling me what a mistake it was to sign players back after their careers stuttered elsewhere..... referring to a certaim Mr Ward.

And here's hoping.... a Leeds supporting colleague told me at lunch today that Leeds would win by four goals.....

PLEASE GOD LET THIS BE A STUPID COMMENT!!!!

 

[Johnny Crumplin Football]

Fine effort sir, bastard forrest fans caused the trouble

Playoffs on the brain, Daddy, playoffs on the brain. Flew back from Nippon for the last one at the Millenium but fear my marriage would definitely end if I pitched another one to the missus should we make it this time around

 

[Leekbrookgull]

The RESULT at half-time is !!

 

[KNC]

i'll get my coat

Again!!

 

[KNC]

From a mate of mine a few years ago, 'Watch that Jason Peake, he'll be bigger than Wardy'

 

[Legend]

My father told me a story that when he and my mum started going out, one of the first dates he took her on was to watch Oxford Utd v Man Utd in a pre season friendly (the old romantic !!). Apparently half way through the first half my mother said "That number 10 in red looks quite good". He said to her "Thats Dennis Law"
And she replied "Who?" He said that you could hear a pin drop around them as everyone looked at her as though she was from another planet.

 

[SNOOBS]

I sat near WW at Forest. There were too many.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

i believe it was last season at Withdean. Some drunk scottish women had come to the match and was in F block around row n or p.

She was just shouting crap all through the match but the one i remember is ''oh my god, play it to the edge of the table, edge of the table!''

 

[John Bumlick]

"ned's mum is a bit of a looker."

 

[rool]

When I had my season ticket in E block there was some guy who would always shout out 'Draw a challenge' to the last defender (usually Cullip) bringing the ball out of defence

 

[seagullsss]

use your pace mayo not stupid but funny and sarcastic