whats the most stupid comment you have ever heard at a football match ?

[Icy Gull]

During a particularly bad passage of play "For Christ's sake sort it out Mullery" This was about a month after he'd left

That was me

 

[Seasider78]

England v Greece Beckham steps up to take the now famous last minute free kick and I said 'let Sheringham take it'

My mates still give me stick about that to this day!!

 

[Blackadder]

I was at an International match at Wembley. Can't remember who England were playing against.

Woman behind me said to her partner "England keep mucking David Beckham about, if they are not careful he'll be off to another club!"

WHO?

France? Brazil?

How does that work?

 

[house your seagull]

mine has to be today...i was on a train from Grantham to Nottingham and this Forest fan was chatting to a couple of Albion on the table behind me.Referring to Forests failure to go up last year and one game in particular he said "we were 3 - 0 up and we ended up losing 4 - 2 " ?

forest were 3 nil up - it was on aggregate and the second leg finished 4-2 i think.

if i'm wrong then sorry, i mean no harm.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

sit downand stop swearing

 

[FamilyGuy]

....and Smith must score.....

 

[wallington seagull]

Guy sitting behind me in the North Stand says to his mate - Is Wayne Henderson number 2 or number 4 choice for Ireland?

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

The bloke who stood near me on the South-west terrace and always used to shout out: "Bring on Johnny Byrne!"

Bear in mind this was about 1995, and therefore JB was nowhere to be seen.

 

[Mendoza]

Wilkins out chants ringing out of H block during halftime against Cheltenham late last month

 

[Man of Harveys]

I've said it before, I'll say it again: the bloke behind me seriously opined that Nicky Forster was the WORST SIGNING THIS CLUB HAS EVER MADE earlier in the season. Thread closed.

 

[Munkfish]

I was at an International match at Wembley. Can't remember who England were playing against.

Woman behind me said to her partner "England keep mucking David Beckham about, if they are not careful he'll be off to another club!"

WHO?

France? Brazil?

How does that work?

bit of a weird comment, what year would that been in?

 

[Simster]

This morning I have been made aware of a Man Utd armchair fan who is of the opinion that his team is "short of goalscorers".

 

[Munkfish]

forest were 3 nil up - it was on aggregate and the second leg finished 4-2 i think.

if i'm wrong then sorry, i mean no harm.

so they would still win 5-4 on agg surley...

3 in the 1st leg followed by 2 in the second = 5

Opposition 0 in the 1st leg 4 in the second = 4

Total 5-4 to forrest

 

[Johnny Crumplin Football]

so they would still win 5-4 on agg surley...

3 in the 1st leg followed by 2 in the second = 5

Opposition 0 in the 1st leg 4 in the second = 4

Total 5-4 to forrest

Yeah but 3-0 up could mean they were leading 3-0 in the first leg but that may not have been the final result

 

[Storer68]

Anyone who stands up,and shouts (during a totally quiet lull in the ganme)

SORT IT OUT XXXXXXX (INSERT NAME OF UNDER PRESSURE MANAGER HERE)

 

[Munkfish]

Yeah but 3-0 up could mean they were leading 3-0 in the first leg but that may not have been the final result

but the second leg finished 4-2 and he said forrest lost

 

[Storer68]

oNE WE STILL LAUGH ABOUT NOW......

Can't remember who it was aginst but we were losing in injury time as Adam Virgo placed the ball for a free kick.


What does he think he's doing. He's not going to shoot from there surely....... That's far too far out..........

WAHEY WHAT A GOAL!!!!

 

[Blackadder]

bit of a weird comment, what year would that been in?

Several years ago. It was the "Old" wembley. I can't remember the exact year but recall going to England v Saudi Arabia (0-0) and England v Luxembourg (6-0, Shearer hattrick).

The WHO? comments onwards were my responses to her stupid (one-line)statement.

 

[Johnny Crumplin Football]

but the second leg finished 4-2 and he said forrest lost

Sorry Munk, what I meant was he said Forest were 3-0 up but it is unclear if he meant 3-0 up OVERALL after the first leg or 3-0 up DURING the first leg. Forest could have had been 3-0 up and ended up only winning the first leg 3-2. If that was the case (and I'm sure you give even less of a toss than I do) then they would have lost 6-5.

 

[Johnny Crumplin Football]

but the second leg finished 4-2 and he said forrest lost

Confirmed. The Forest fan couldn't even get the scores right, if I am assuming this was the playoff:

Nottingham Forest 2 Yeovil Town 5 (Yeovil win 5-4 on agg): Yeovil break Forest hearts in thriller