Why is Mrs Wildy Ears incapable of putting the lid on foodstuffs properly ? This month I've had a jar of Marmite smash on the floor, soya sauce pour down my sleeve and honey spilt over the worktops.
Why, Lord, Why ?
You're walking along a path and someone is walking towards you. He is walking to pass you on your left, so you go to your right so there's plenty of room to pass safely. Sorted?……….. No, for no apparent reason he suddenly decides to pass you on your right, so you both stop not sure which to go. He laughs as if to say 'aren't we a couple of idiots'. You force a slight smile but your eyes are saying 'shouldn't someone be looking after you?'