[Misc] What's the longest wee you've ever had?

[hart's shirt]

I've not had a pee for 3 and half years. Shame, I used to quite enjoy it.

Dicky dicky, Tricky Dicky?

 

[Whoislloydy]

About 10ft from the urinal

 

[sydney]

Just another night on the Darlinghurst Road...

George Street actually.

 

[Baker lite]

I've also had number twos where I've sat down for so long that I get pins and needles in my legs and then keel over when I try to get up...

I had a pony the other day and I thought was gonna need a midwife,it was a beast,had about 3 breather rings in it and took 4 flushes.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Off the top of a scaffold, about 45ft I reckon.

Pah, off the top of Beachy Head trumps that.
Mind, make sure you check wind direction before attempting this ....

 

[LlcoolJ]

at a new years eve party in sydney me and a pal positioned ourselves on the opposite sides of a planter box which had shrubs up to chest hight , the idea was to watch each others backs and drain into said planter box as the queues for people wishing to powder their noses were absolutely ridiculous and we were both busting so we continued to piss into the shrubbery for what seemed like ages .........upon leaving the cover of the shrubs we discovered to our disbelief and horror that we had pissed all over each other ......there were a reasonable amount of pharmaceuticals involved so we didn't really give a shit , but it was far from ideal.

"far from ideal" [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

When I was at Balfour Primary, many years ago, the boys toilet was an open aired effort in the playground. It was every boys ambition to wee over the wall into the playground. Not sure if anyone did it, but there were a lot of boys covered in wee at the end of every playtime.

 

[Mellotron]

I've also had number twos where I've sat down for so long that I get pins and needles in my legs and then keel over when I try to get up...

I weirdly enjoy those. I will pretty much ALWAYS read on the toilet, and often end up with the ol' pins and needles.

 

[Worried Man Blues]

We used to have a Ford Prefect it had a hole in the floor so us kids could pee without stopping the car, this now sounds rather nasty, so I suppose about 3 miles ( in the 1950s )

 

[whitelion]

I'm sure we've had this before.

However when we were kids a group of us peed from Old Shoreham Road end of the alley to Florence Avenue. We did it individually and the idea was about distance not time. I remember walking it and used to get to the bend at least.

 

[el punal]

I had one yesterday that lasted exactly a minute. Really surprised me to be fair...

You really need to take up a hobby.

 

[crookie]

Anyone ever played the 100 club ? Basically have a load of beer, and a 35ml camera film case. You have to drink one film case every minute for 100 mins without peeing, or you are out. Probably about 6 or 7 cans. Few of us managed it at a mates house NYE many moons ago, straight out of the back door into his garden afterwards, never timed it but must have been at least 2 minutes

 

[Colonel Angus]

About 10ft from the urinal

I bet you can't do that anymore.

 

[Kauto Star]

Cant believe knowone has said at the amex !!!! Whenever im behind someone it seems like im there for about 5 minutes !!

 

[Baldseagull]

at a new years eve party in sydney me and a pal positioned ourselves on the opposite sides of a planter box which had shrubs up to chest hight , the idea was to watch each others backs and drain into said planter box as the queues for people wishing to powder their noses were absolutely ridiculous and we were both busting so we continued to piss into the shrubbery for what seemed like ages .........upon leaving the cover of the shrubs we discovered to our disbelief and horror that we had pissed all over each other ......there were a reasonable amount of pharmaceuticals involved so we didn't really give a shit , but it was far from ideal.

The positions and results you had, reminded me of two friends of mine who were performing a spit roast, the lad at the rear went for the money shot over the back of the roastee, but overshot and hit his mate in the chest.

 

[LlcoolJ]

The positions and results you had, reminded me of two friends of mine who were performing a spit roast, the lad at the rear went for the money shot over the back of the roastee, but overshot and hit his mate in the chest.

It's called friendly fire. Apparently......

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Germans can pee for longer than any other nationality.
Or is it edited?

 

[Questions]

I told one poster on here who shall remain nameless that the bladder cannot hold more than a pint. He proved me wrong and that brought a smile to Bushfire Erskine’s face until he realised that the aforementioned unnamed slasher had gone in his favourite Seagull pint glass.

 

[sydney]

The positions and results you had, reminded me of two friends of mine who were performing a spit roast, the lad at the rear went for the money shot over the back of the roastee, but overshot and hit his mate in the chest.

funny you should say that ...

 

[Titanic]

41 seconds. I'm sure I have done longer, but that is the first one I have timed with a stopwatch.