What's the highest qualification you've got?

[Tarpon]

Grade 8 in fingering.

Mastered the spade and the bowling ball techniques.

References? Testimonials?

 

[Dorset Seagull]

My only claim to fame is that in my early 20's I got the top mark in the country for the National Federation of Roofing Contractors estimators exam. I believe it was 97.5% and before anyone says it yes I celebrated with a night out on the tiles!

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

My only claim to fame is that in my early 20's I got the top mark in the country for the National Federation of Roofing Contractors estimators exam. I believe it was 97.5% and before anyone says it yes I celebrated with a night out on the tiles!

Did you end up in the gutter?

 

[Dorset Seagull]

Did you end up in the gutter?

No I ended up in the valleys

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

No I ended up in the valleys

As long as you were g-able to get home afterwards.

 

[Triggaaar]

As long as you were g-able to get home afterwards.

I know I'll get slated for this, but no more roofing gags please.

 

[essbee]

I'm too modest to tell you all about myself. Suffice to say, what the f**k have you lot
being doing with your lives

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I know I'll get slated for this, but no more roofing gags please.

 

[cloud]

BSc degree, Italian degree, and currently studying for an MSc with the O.U

 

[crasher]

I've got an MA and, if I'm lucky, may even have a PhD in a year or so. But the thing I'm really proud of is the national certificate in journalism from years ago.

 

[Peter Grummit]

BA (Econ), Warwick
MSc (Eng), Imperial College
Batsman of the Year, Hove Unicorns CC
Dad, highest qualification.

PG

 

[BN9 BHA]

Plumbing City and Guilds Craft Certificate
Plumbing City and Guilds Advanced craft certificate.

I have never been asked to show either certificate by any employer,or by anyone I have worked for since being self employed.
But I wouldn't be without either one, I'm glad I did a four year apprenticeship.

I have also never stopped learning in this trade.

 

[Triggaaar]

Oh god, I've just realised this thread is an open invitation for one particularly annoying tw@ to post their signature.

 

[dazzer6666]

Mile High Club

 

[essbee]

Mile High Club

Which is even more impressive because you were flying the plane at the
time

 

[El Presidente]

BHASVIC Cricket Colours 1980

Manchester University Cadbury's Creme Egg Eating Champion 1981

Manchester Uni Innovation in Lecturing Award 2007

Manchester Uni Lecturer of year 2009

UK Finance Lecturer of year 2010

14 entries in the Viz Profanisaurus, including Ennis Elbow and Hammond.

 

[driller]

i have got my brown wings

 

[Dorset Seagull]

I was also crowned butterfly champion when we used to have a pre drinks swimming contest in Ibiza every night back in about 1982. I couldn't actually do the butterfly very well but who gives a toss as the rest of them were more crap than me........happy days!

 

[Ralphingtonpuss]

HCPC registered Paramedic & a University mentor & a trauma risk management practitioner.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Thicko me four mediocre O levels

Ooops, I was so good at school they let me leave when I was 15. After three years and faced with no qualifications & very limited prospects I started a 13 year journey through education at Night School. This saw me get three A levels (Business, Maths & Politics) and go on to become a Fellow of The Chartered Institute of Personnel & Development. During this time I set about sucking in as much experience as I could from jobs, friends businesses, visits, exhibitions and trade shows.

Now run a small investment company and am still learning every single day!