Whats the first thing you do when you wake up

[Bob!]

look at the clock, and decide whether to go back to sleep/ go for a pee/ get up

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Check she's not a bloke

 

[Hatman1234]

Nurse the hangover.

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

Fart.
Make tea
smoke
Shit.

A good old classic NSC...THIS!

 

[jackanada]

Wipe eyes
Fart
Shit
Get out of bed

Might want to get out of bed before having the shit.

Me: Fart, coffee, puff of fag, shit, finish fag

 

[Lady Gull]

Go for a wee, clean my teeth, get back into bed for a cuddle before he goes downstairs to make a cup of tea and brings me a cuppa in bed - best brew of the day!

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Try to remember what day it is and can I go back to sleep again.

 

[Hampster Gull]

Does any of this change on a match day?

 

[martyn20]

First thing I do is switch off the alarm or it goes off all day. On a match day I check the weather first

 

[tgretton87]

Tell my 2 year old son not to jump off the head board onto my Gonads I sometimes dont wake up in time

 

[SeagullSongs]

Switch off the alarm
Check my phone, twitter, facebook and emails
Get out of bed
Shit
Shower

 

[HalifaxSeagull]

Seems to me that magic combination of

Fag
Coffee
Shit will be quite popular-

Also may i add- think,have i got work today?

Regarding Coffee- i have to drink it first otherwise i may need to visit the toilet twice and that's no good,i need to out it in one.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this..! Need a brew to set the wheels in 'motion'!!

 

[kemptown seagull]

Sex. Roll over and give her a right good seeing to or vice aversa.

Brush teeth.

make coffee and breakfast.

Arrive at work at 7 and a smoke.

 

[Eggmundo]

Wee
Tea
Pooh

 

[melias shoes]

Check she's not a bloke

Every morning?

 

[BHAMAN]

Steer back to the correct side of the road and check my rear view mirror.

 

[The Modfather]

Tell the kids to go back to bed, its not even 6 o'clock FFS

 

[junior]

Feel to see if i've got enough morning glory to bang one out. Then have a quick clean up, go out and walk dogs, feed dogs, feed horses, put horses out in the field and then come in and make a cup of tea and turn on NSC.