Whats the first thing you do when you wake up

[Hampster Gull]

 

[Hillian1]

Fart.
Make tea
smoke
Shit.

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

Yawn

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Fart,scratch bollox.

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

I go back to bed.

 

[rouseytastic]

Put kettle on

Roll fag

Smoke fag

Make coffee (strong)

Shit

 

[pasty]

Fart.
Make tea
smoke
Shit.

Replace tea with coffee, and same as

 

[Washie]

Fart,
Smoke,
Fart,
Eat,
Fart,
Shit,
Music.

 

[Everest]

Wipe eyes
Fart
Shit
Get out of bed

 

[melias shoes]

Open my eyes. Someone had to say it.

 

[Titanic]

Try and work out where I am and why.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Seems to me that magic combination of

Fag
Coffee
Shit will be quite popular-

Also may i add- think,have i got work today?

Regarding Coffee- i have to drink it first otherwise i may need to visit the toilet twice and that's no good,i need to out it in one.

 

[Frutos]

Put my glasses on, as I'm as blind as a bat without them.

 

[dandanthebrightonfan]

Yawn,fart and scratch and then check my iphone

 

[Tux the albion Penguin]

Scratch me Nuts and walk slowly to the wc. The head to the kettle for a nice cuppa Rosie. Boot up my computer and check NSC.

 

[Hove Seagull]

Read NSC in quite a few cases, it would seem. Good morning!

 

[Evil Edna]

Fart.
Make tea
smoke
Shit.

This!

 

[hart's shirt]

Put my clothes on and go home.

 

[smeariestbat]

work out what day it is

 

[Mackenzie]

Sit on the edge of my bed and wait for everything to start working.