What's the craziest thing which could happen at the Amex on Thursday night?

[Simster]

With Cardiff already relegated, Zaha signs for us as emergency loan and scores a hat-trick

I'm finding it quite amusing that this wonderful Palace academy kid has gone onto such great heights. Shipped out by 8th placed Man Utd, he ends up at Cardiff where he has contributed the square root of fck all to their fight against relegation. How much did Palace fleece them for again? I wonder which Championship club they'll farm him out to next season? It'll have to be one with more money than sense, so it all points to Nottingham Forest.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

With Cardiff already relegated, Zaha signs for us as emergency loan and scores a hat-trick

But not before he's been paraded on the pitch beforehand, endorsing these revolutionary Gilmore support shorts with their specially designed penis pocket and ball bag (look closely, if you can bear to):

 

[ofco8]

gus and Ashley barnes turn up, proclaim that the rumours about their sexual relationship were true and they then commence to perform awkward sexual acts on the centre circle whilst gullys girls come back and make a mosaic of a seagull pooing on billy paynter. I must note that the game has been stopped for this and the derby players have painted themselves orange and dug holes in order to fullfill their dream of being carrots. on the other half of the pitch are the brighton players who have stripped, covered themselves in Vaseline and are proceding in slithering over to the derby carrots in order to much on them.


that would be pretty crazy

What a fertile, or is it pervert, mind you've got!!!!

 

[Worried Man Blues]

100% possession and loose 0-2

 

[Norman Potting]

But not before he's been paraded on the pitch beforehand, endorsing these revolutionary Gilmore support shorts with their specially designed penis pocket and ball bag (look closely, if you can bear to):

to the power of a squillion!

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

But not before he's been paraded on the pitch beforehand, endorsing these revolutionary Gilmore support shorts with their specially designed penis pocket and ball bag (look closely, if you can bear to):

I laughed for a fair bit at that - until I noticed that Brighton and Hove Albion FC are one of the clients who use these pants with a penis pocket.

 

[bhafc99]

The Reading bus turns up, with the full Royals squad primed and ready to play, still under the mistaken impression they're in the playoffs.

 

[The Truth]

Paul Samarah knocking out the man on the tanner phone to scream down it "everyone get off the pitch NOW!!!!" would be pretty crazy, especially if no-one is on the pitch.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I laughed for a fair bit at that - until I noticed that Brighton and Hove Albion FC are one of the clients who use these pants with a penis pocket.

I noticed that too. That said: it only says the Albion endorse the company's range, not specifically the Penis Pouch 2000 VX Testicle-Warming Undershorts.

And secondly, the Albion players might be wearing them, but as far as I know, there are no global adverts featuring, say, Gordon Greer posing in a pair of shorts with Wee Gordon* snugly inserted into a made-to-measure lycra slot at the front.

*I'm not referring to Gordon Strachan here, just to be clear.

 

[seagully]

A repeat of the 2013 "10-man offside trap trick"... it was the craziest thing to happen at the Amex last year and would be even crazier if we made it work again!

Does anyone have any footage of this? Have searched online to no avail!

 

[adub68]

To remind us how far we have come Oscar names Maksimenko in the starting line up....in a playful repeat of his appearance against the visitors last August!

 

[John Bumlick]

If there's a god, Adkins will be a pundit on Sky and I will spend most of Friday making animated gifs.....

 

[Prince Monolulu]

We shall have 22.7% possession yet score 4.

 

[tomfitz12]

What a fertile, or is it pervert, mind you've got!!!!

why thankyou kind sir

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

...
What might happen this year...?

Gus Poyet interviewed on the pitch at half time

 

[MissGull]

The slow kid behind the food kiosk in WSL doesn't get my order wrong three times, and charges me the correct amount, finally completing the hatrick by not asking for helping because they jam the till.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

A 4-3 thriller to the good guys would be pretty crazy no?

 

[DNB_Seagull]

We could win?

 

[Wozza]

The slow kid behind the food kiosk in WSL doesn't get my order wrong three times, and charges me the correct amount, finally completing the hatrick by not asking for helping because they jam the till.

Winner.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Greer gets tackled on the touch line right by Liz Costa and his shorts and Penis Pouch 2000 VX Testicle Warming Undershorts fall down revealing "Wee Gordon". Costa screams for a policeman.