What's the craziest thing which could happen at the Amex on Thursday night?

[keaton]

Lingaard doesn't start

 

[Seagulltonian]

We don't run out of pints and pies in the various concourses!

 

[The Truth]

Tony Blooms son attends the match.

 

[Return of the Rev]

russian troops annex the east lower

At least the pies will be on time

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Crazed ticketless former player parachutes into stadium.

 

[father_and_son]

A repeat of the 2013 "10-man offside trap trick"... it was the craziest thing to happen at the Amex last year and would be even crazier if we made it work again!

 

[TheJasperCo]

The "Skull Cracker" breaks into the 1901 Club, wielding a thunderstick, and demands Kerry Mayo be re-instated as host.

 

[Husty]

Kemy Agustein starts, plays a blinder and upon being subbed on 75mins gives Garcia and Jones both a big hug as he leaves the pitch.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

The "Skull Cracker" breaks into the 1901 Club, wielding a thunderstick, and demands Kerry Mayo be re-instated as host.

brilliant

 

[MissGull]

the WSL joins in with the singing?

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

A seagull craps on the ref's head and he has to be replaced by the fourth official.

The seagull or the ref?

 

[Munkfish]

Oscar starts two upfront and we WIN.

 

[ROSM]

Somebody, on official club orders, sends the derby coach the wrong way round the stadium causing the players to have to walk through a SEETHING mass of Albion fans

After the final whistle, Mclaren does an interview with a.perfect Spanish / Welsh HYBRID accent

 

[Stuart Munday]

Oscar starts two upfront and we WIN.

Now that's the most rediculous comment so far.

 

[perseus]

The seagull or the ref ?

or Ward.

 

[pastafarian]

inconsolable 45 ft tall man seen rummaging around WSU looking for his favourite giant lucky scarf

 

[tinx]

Sussex By The Sea is sung at the correct speed throughout. Nah thats just taking things too far.

 

[studio150]

A football match breaks out that is so entertaining that the usual moaners are silenced, no one leaves early, we are awarded a pen and someone other than Spanish Dave scores, Lua Lua does not come off the bench after 60 minutes. The pitch is not watered before the game, and Paul Barber announces that if we make it through the play-offs to the PL, all season ticket holders will be refunded £100, and we win 13-0.

 

[Stat Brother]

Not crazy as it's a FACT.

We win by 4 clear goals making the second leg redundant.

 

[London Irish]

With Cardiff already relegated, Zaha signs for us as emergency loan and scores a hat-trick