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Been crapping through the eye of a needle and want it to stop. Any suggestions for good food from regular household fodder? Can't be arsed to get down the chemist just yet.
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What's good for the shit?
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Water. Apart from that not much else household stuff will do much!
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Rice and peas
Pondicherry
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Strangely enough Coca Cola has a perfict mix of water salt and sugar to rehydrate you. Its all to do with osmosis through the intestines.
Flat lemonade.
Spiros
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If you want to stop it quick then a glass of port works wonders. Read it in some book a few years back and it really works (and it makes you feel better as well)
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Good point! The fizziness may upset a tummy though
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Yeah, not sure all that fizz would do me any favours. Stomach's already doing cartwheels every time I force a bit of bread down.
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Carb cleaner, followed by WD40.
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It works every time
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Yeah, not sure all that fizz would do me any favours. Stomach's already doing cartwheels every time I force a bit of bread down.
Eeek! I think a trip to the chemist may be in need!!
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Hard boiled eggs and lots of 'em, followed by a couple of large bowls of sticky toffee pudding
Is the right answer. A retired nurse gave me that tip when the children were ill. Enough fluid to rehydrate them and glucose to sustain them.
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Drink pints of water but put a spoonful of sugar and salt (teaspoon, not bloody great shovels) in it, this is pretty much what re-hydration salts are...the main thing is not to let your body de-hydrate whilst your system continues to purge itself of whatever caused the upset.
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Unless you HAVE to go out, do not take Immodium et al. You need to be rid of whatever's causing you to ride the porcelain bus and those kinds of things will keep the nasties in.
You need to replace fluids though
You need to replace fluids though