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Shizuoka Dolphin

NSC M0DERATOR
Jul 8, 2003
6,987
N/A
Been crapping through the eye of a needle and want it to stop. Any suggestions for good food from regular household fodder? Can't be arsed to get down the chemist just yet.
 






pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
31,030
West, West, West Sussex
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Mr Blobby

New member
Jul 14, 2003
2,632
In a cave
9 or 10 pints of Guinness. You will either be cured or too sh*t faced to care or notice if you still have the same problem!!
 




csider

Active member
Dec 11, 2006
4,511
Hove
Phal & water.

When you do get to chemists - Immodium, concrete guts in a few hours.
 


Pondicherry

Well-known member
May 25, 2007
1,084
Horsham
Strangely enough Coca Cola has a perfict mix of water salt and sugar to rehydrate you. Its all to do with osmosis through the intestines.
 






Spiros

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
2,376
Too far from the sun
If you want to stop it quick then a glass of port works wonders. Read it in some book a few years back and it really works (and it makes you feel better as well)
 






















Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
Flat lemonade.

Is the right answer. A retired nurse gave me that tip when the children were ill. Enough fluid to rehydrate them and glucose to sustain them.
 




Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
Drink pints of water but put a spoonful of sugar and salt (teaspoon, not bloody great shovels) in it, this is pretty much what re-hydration salts are...the main thing is not to let your body de-hydrate whilst your system continues to purge itself of whatever caused the upset.

NSC health warning - I am not, and have never been, employed in the NHS or any health related service but I did get a First Aid certificate from St John's Ambulance in 1993.
 


Carrot Cruncher

NHS Slave
Helpful Moderator
Jul 30, 2003
5,053
Southampton, United Kingdom
Unless you HAVE to go out, do not take Immodium et al. You need to be rid of whatever's causing you to ride the porcelain bus and those kinds of things will keep the nasties in.

You need to replace fluids though :)
 


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