What's going on re Friday?

[Captain Pugwash]

excitment, im not sure about a custodian im a little 16 yr old. but anyway. i hope that you feel the same ali and steve and nathen that we are fed up of losing allthe time the crocs and are up for revenge

 

[Da Man Clay]

Sadly, I have kept to the "no sex" rule the night before

Disappointing. I find sex makes my performance considerably better, I have therefore decided to continue with my plenty of sex the night before a game ritual.

 

[ali jenkins]

Im not chatting much, im watching me a film (Grosse Pointe Blank)

It wasnt the amount of work that your fingers are getting thats the problem mate!

 

[ali jenkins]

Disappointing. I find sex makes my performance considerably better, I have therefore decided to continue with my plenty of sex the night before a game ritual.

Ive already had sex twice today, and when i eventually go to bed im going to have a couple of wanks to make sure that ALL the unnessessory weight has been removed from my body to make me light, agile and streem-lined!

 

[Captain Pugwash]

well arent you a beast.

had a couple of wanks and a gme of bowling and a bit of footy, not at the same time of course

 

[Da Man Clay]

Well due to the fact I had football I made the missus do all the work tonight. Its nice to not do alot for a change

 

[Captain Pugwash]

i can sense aids raging with jealously

 

[ali jenkins]

Wow, that would be making the most of all your available limbs. Wank with the left hand, bowl with the right, and play football with your feet. I bet flids are gutted that they will never get to do all three at once

I was begging to wonder how you could play football and bowl without breaking a foot or two!

 

[Captain Pugwash]

multi tasking.

and being a long gangly freak.

 

[ali jenkins]

Simple really, you would play football and when you found yourself on a run, heading towards the bowling lane, you would release the ball (bowling one, not football). THINK about it, Ali

Its so, so simple now you mention it!

 

[Zesh Rehman]

speaking of wanking, i havent had one for 3 days

 

[Captain Pugwash]

get this boy some porn

 

[ali jenkins]

speaking of wanking, i havent had one for 3 days

Do you have freeview?

If you do then check out the free TVX thread on the main bord and stand back.


"He's gunna blow"

 

[Zesh Rehman]

i have freeview in my room, is it on now ??

 

[ali jenkins]

Its on from 11-4 so im told,

http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?s=&threadid=94514

This thread

 

[Zesh Rehman]

cheers, all sorted.

ill watch some of that, then be off to bed

night night x

 

[ali jenkins]

Enjoy