Whats going on in Haywards Heath??

[simmo]

Love ya really cooky - It's prob Scanny who's selling the big issue anyway to feed his roulette addiction... How I'd love to be a fly on the wall in your office - I've never seen Cecil serious EVER and find it hard to believe he ever is at work...

He may be at work, but that doesn't mean to say he is working.

 

[Durlston]

Fake explosives in a car, armed robberies. It's all happening in Haywards Heath. Whatever next? A nuclear bomb dropped over Clair Hall?

 

[Djmiles]

Was working in the Co-op.

The road closed for a while. I was told that 2 guys tried to rob a bookies in town then they moved on to Santander.

Not heard much since.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Was working in the Co-op.

The road closed for a while. I was told that 2 guys tried to rob a bookies in town then they moved on to Santander.

Not heard much since.

Was the informer shouting very loudly in your ear?

 

[Deleted User X18H]

A nuclear bomb dropped over Clair Hall?

I've shagged her.

 

[Elvis]

I've shagged her.

I fingered her mum, Jerry Hall and Bummed her brother Albert.