Well?
Vegi
Nice try, but of all things veggie, veggie 'bacon' is simply the pits. If you want to be veggie, then giving up bacon sandwiches is the first pre-requisite - you'll never have another one, or anything remotely like it.
I just threw it out there for the vegi's. Me, I like a bit of crispy back..
I was back. But I bought some streaky this weekend, for the first time in a while. And it crisped up really nicely and was a delight in the soft white bread with butter. The bacon fat was turning orange and the bacon itself was dark and almost burnt. Glorious.
Streaky, but cooked within an inch of its life so that it's good and crispy.
......I should have added: 3 or 4 slices of crisped up streaky, on wholemeal bread, buttered with marmite and a few slices of red onion = orgasm.