What's always in your pockets?

[Jimmy Grimble]

Wallet, Phone, Pen and at least one receipt normally!

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

my hand

pocket billiards mate

 

[Nibble]

Wallet, phone, fresh handkerchief (far better than those ghastly little packs people carry around, leaving horrid little rolled up bits of tissue spilling out of bins and on their desks in their sneezing wake), small folding knife and rolling tobacco.

 

[robinsonsgrin]

phone, crystals and vaseline!

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

BOLLOCKS!! -----forgive me but its been a hard day!

 

[Stat Brother]

BOLLOCKS!! -----forgive me but its been a hard day!

I thought [MENTION=1416]Ernest[/MENTION] always had his hands in your pockets.

 

[dingodan]

Poo bag, complete with fresh poo.

& a chicken egg.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

I thought [MENTION=1416]Ernest[/MENTION] always had his hands in your pockets.

I havent told him OffIcIllY but I wore my Brand spaNkinG new WinTeR CoAt in The BrassErie yesTErdAy!! - FecK me I Wos HoT - but I daRe NOt takE It Off!

 

[Stat Brother]

I havent told him OffIcIllY but I wore my Brand spaNkinG new WinTeR CoAt in The BrassErie yesTErdAy!! - FecK me I Wos HoT - but I daRe NOt takE It Off!

 

[Wilko]

Wallet, keys, phone.

A man should need nothing else.

Moisturiser for your T-Zone?

 

[Fat Langers]

iPhone, blackberry, keys, wallet, screwdriver.

 

[dingodan]

A map of the notorious Vagina.

An aid in my quest to find the mythical Clitoris.

 

[Shy Talk]

A hole

 

[Racek]

Bozza is like the Queen, he doesn't use money.

The Queen always has 5 quid on her.

 

[perseus]

PC: an what is that the Guard asked? It looks like a DUBREE to me!

Swiss Army knife. I am going to have to get one with a lockable blade though as I nearly chopped by fingers off yesterday as the blade slipped just opening up a parcel.

 

[Hillian1]

Couple of tubes of Swan Extra Slim Filters, Rizlas.

Normally found by wife AFTER the washing has been done.

 

[Badger]

Right pocket: Phone and tissue (you never know when you might get a sneaky wank in)
Left pocket: Wallet and keys (in the mini pocket)

I feel NAKED if I don't have these items (with the exception of the tissue).

 

[Prettyboyshaw]

My hands because my friends are so tight

 

[The Large One]

Pretty Green (full).

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

If in wearing my 501s then my iPhone. If its my 504s then nothing.