Whatever next, a thread asking what hair and skin care products you lot of nancys use?

[Megazone]

I agree with the OP. Hair and skin products were popular with the Nazi's.

Had 'Pantene Pro V' been about during ww2, I highly doubt the war would've lasted as long as it did. I've been using Pantene pro V for nearly 20 years and I've always found myself feeling refreshed and vitalised after a good wash. I doubt there's a better hair product out there.

 

[Yes Chef]

I bathe in ghee every night

 

[Gwylan]

I bathe in ghee every night

Trying to curry favour with the missus?

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Trying to curry favour with the missus?

Oh, I get it now.....funny

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Also, the plural for nancy in this circumstance is 'nancies'.

I did not know that, or care really. It's not a word I would use in general conversation, it's just a generalisation being conversed

 

[BBassic]

I did not know that, or care really. It's not a word I would use in general conversation, it's just a generalisation being conversed

Should always care about correct spelling and grammar. It's what separates us from the beasts in Croydon.

 

[pearl]

Men that smell nice and look after themselves are nancies? Ok, if you say so.

it was a copy and paste from the toilet thread ... and no I don't .... is it August yet?

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Should always care about correct spelling and grammar. It's what separates us from the beasts in Croydon.

OK then. I use the word/term nancys/nancies to describe gentlemen who spend too much money on designer or expensive toiletries, it's a throwback to the early 70's where brut and brylcreem were all the rage.
Is it jesse or jessie to describe the same gentlemen who get upset with my accurate, if archaic description of them?

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

How much does a cockney spend on shampoo?

Paan ten.

 

[Worried Man Blues]

Nothing so I use a nosegay

 

[BBassic]

OK then. I use the word/term nancys/nancies to describe gentlemen who spend too much money on designer or expensive toiletries, it's a throwback to the early 70's where brut and brylcreem were all the rage.
Is it jesse or jessie to describe the same gentlemen who get upset with my accurate, if archaic description of them?

I'm not upset mate. Just pointing out the correct word. Didn't mean anything by it. Have a good evening.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Original Source raspberry and Vanilla shower gel - oh my word! Smells so good it's practically edible.

Daytime - Simple Light Moisturiser
Nighttime - Simple Night Cream

Simple - the only brand with no alcohol/astringents so it doesn't dry out your skin while falsely claiming to moisturise it, also cheap compared to most others.

Cheers

 

[Buzzer]

Woman at work wears a perfume called "Cum To Me". Well...it smells like cum to me.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Woman at work wears a perfume called "Cum To Me". Well...it smells like cum to me.

Welcum to the pleasure zone..........

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I'm not upset mate. Just pointing out the correct word. Didn't mean anything by it. Have a good evening.

It wasn't aimed at you, you're just a pedant
Anyway, the rivers are open again now

 

[Justice]

We need a signing and quick...ffs

 

[Theatre of Trees]

 

[BBassic]

Why is pedantry a bad thing? I would much rather be accurate than incorrect.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Why is pedantry a bad thing? I would much rather be accurate than incorrect.

Pedantry isn't a bad thing. The world needs more pedants.

And fewer (not less) ignoramusses...
Or should that be ignorami.

Their, that's made I feel Gooder.... and please don't take offence at this, anyone. It's a joke post..... for the most part.

 

[Seagull73]

Turtle Wax car shampoo for the hair - with a sulphuric acid bath. Can't have a total beauty experience without a little pain.