Whatever Happened to BIANCA?

[Eddie the Seagull]

Your dad would punch your mum then have a pint?

Oddly enough they are getting divorced - I think they're waiting for a 'Decree absolute'?

Both retired and now live 300 miles away from me

 

[Race]

I did that once, in a love letter. I spelt her name Lisa instead of Rachel.

Its easily done.

And so is a kick in the nadgers

 

[BUTTERBALL]

And so is a kick in the nadgers

Ow! Hope Guy does not get one of those too regularly, it might affect his performance on and off the pitch

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

She's shacked up with Beefy

 

[Race]

She's shacked up with Beefy

Who is Beefy? Come to think of it who is Bianca?!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Brighton Boy's sister. That's Bianca.

I snogged Beefy's sister once you know

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

Its not about holding grudges forever! Us women just like to remind you men now and then that we remember EVERYTHING, whilst you men only remember who scored a vital goal 10 odd years ago or how many pints you downed with your mates (but cant remember birthdays or anniverseries!).

Err..........yeah right.

I taught one bird to change a tyre, check oil etc.

She'd FORGOTTEN that in a week but still REMEMBERED what I said at a party 8 years earlier.

Your Honour, The defence rests its case.

I urge you to charge the prosecution with: 'Prolapsed Memory Syndrome - or PMS

Thankyou & Goodnight.

 

[El Presidente]

Funnily enough my wife reminded me today of when she found a long blonde hair around my KNOB about two years ago (the wife has dark hair). Two minutes later she was trying to remember what she had done with the TV remote.

 

[Braders]

I did that once, in a love letter. I spelt her name Lisa instead of Rachel.

Its easily done.

 

[Halftime Oranges]

Funnily enough my wife reminded me today of when she found a long blonde hair around my KNOB about two years ago (the wife has dark hair). Two minutes later she was trying to remember what she had done with the TV remote.

 

[NMH]

LOL! Not quite fair. I do always remember birthdays.

However.............even though my first long term relationship, (of some 9 years), was with a lady who was born on St. George's day I spelt her name wrong after only seeing her for just 2 months!

I spelt: Marylin instead of Marilyn.

What a knobber

As long as you did not SAY it wrong, like pronounce Marilyn "Jennifer"

 

[NMH]

Its not about holding grudges forever! Us women just like to remind you men now and then that we remember EVERYTHING, whilst you men only remember who scored a vital goal 10 odd years ago or how many pints you downed with your mates (but cant remember birthdays or anniverseries!).

Selective memory. You lot forget who scored what goal and when, but remember exactly the name of the girlfriend we cheated on you with.

 

[Vlad the Impala]

Funnily enough my wife reminded me today of when she found a long blonde hair around my KNOB about two years ago (the wife has dark hair). Two minutes later she was trying to remember what she had done with the TV remote.

Did she find it when you bent over?

Anyway, what the hell was a woman doing with the remote? Who wears the trousers in your house, matey?