Whatever Happened to BIANCA?

[Artois]

Has she still not forgiven NSC?

 

[Robot Chicken]

What about ALISON in Lancashire?

These BIRDS hold a grudge forever don't they. Sheesh.

 

[Simster]

Has she still not forgiven NSC?

Didn't she shag Zteve?

 

[Easy 10]

SSSSSHHHHHHH

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

What about ALISON in Lancashire?

These BIRDS hold a grudge forever don't they. Sheesh.

Birds always hold a grudge FOREVER. Ever heard the one; ".....well on the 14th June 1987 YOU looked at that slapper Jenny at the school disco......"

My Mum STILL has a go at my Dad because he lent his coat to a female colleague in 1972 - NINETEEN SEVENTY TWO for fucks sake!

At least blokes have a punch up - a pint - end of.

 

[Easy 10]

Perfectly summised Eddie.

 

[Richard Whiteley]

Birds always hold a grudge FOREVER. Ever heard the one; ".....well on the 14th June 1987 YOU looked at that slapper Jenny at the school disco......"

My Mum STILL has a go at my Dad because he lent his coat to a female colleague in 1972 - NINETEEN SEVENTY TWO for fucks sake!

At least blokes have a punch up - a pint - end of.

Your dad would punch your mum then have a pint?

 

[Race]

Birds always hold a grudge FOREVER. Ever heard the one; ".....well on the 14th June 1987 YOU looked at that slapper Jenny at the school disco......"

My Mum STILL has a go at my Dad because he lent his coat to a female colleague in 1972 - NINETEEN SEVENTY TWO for fucks sake!

At least blokes have a punch up - a pint - end of.

Its not about holding grudges forever! Us women just like to remind you men now and then that we remember EVERYTHING, whilst you men only remember who scored a vital goal 10 odd years ago or how many pints you downed with your mates (but cant remember birthdays or anniverseries!).

 

[SK1NT]

Its not about holding grudges forever! Us women just like to remind you men now and then that we remember EVERYTHING, whilst you men only remember who scored a vital goal 10 odd years ago or how many pints you downed with your mates (but cant remember birthdays or anniverseries!).

Is that a sneeky dig at tank

 

[Easy 10]

Its not about holding grudges forever! Us women just like to remind you men now and then that we remember EVERYTHING

No further questions, your honour.

 

[Race]

Is that a sneeky dig at tank

There is nothing better than reminding him of something he did that REALLY pissed me off years ago! And its usually something he did or said whilst under the influence of alcohol or showing off in front of his mates.......or both!!

 

[Goodfella]

Its not about holding grudges forever! Us women just like to remind you men now and then that we remember EVERYTHING,

Wrong, you only remember the things that you can use against us at a later date. FACT

 

[Easy 10]

Ask them to get you a sixpack on the way back from the hairdressers, and see how good their "total recall" is then.

 

[Race]

Ask them to get you a sixpack on the way back from the hairdressers, and see how good their "total recall" is then.

Er more like you ask a man to go to shops for something NECESSARY and they come back without it but remembered the six pack!

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

Its not about holding grudges forever! Us women just like to remind you men now and then that we remember EVERYTHING, whilst you men only remember who scored a vital goal 10 odd years ago or how many pints you downed with your mates (but cant remember birthdays or anniverseries!).

LOL! Not quite fair. I do always remember birthdays.

However.............even though my first long term relationship, (of some 9 years), was with a lady who was born on St. George's day I spelt her name wrong after only seeing her for just 2 months!

I spelt: Marylin instead of Marilyn.

What a knobber

 

[Trufflehound]

Er more like you ask a man to go to shops for something NECESSARY and they come back without it but remembered the six pack!

We call that "prioritising".

 

[Easy 10]

Er more like you ask a man to go to shops for something NECESSARY and they come back without it but remembered the six pack!

"something NECESSARY" is always something BORING though, like milk or bread. We men come back with more exciting things, like beer and nachos.

Or KITES.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

LOL! Not quite fair. I do always remember birthdays.

However.............even though my first long term relationship, (of some 9 years), was with a lady who was born on St. George's day I spelt her name wrong after only seeing her for just 2 months!

I spelt: Marylin instead of Marilyn.

What a knobber

that'll learn her for having a stupidly spely name

 

[Race]

"something NECESSARY" is always something BORING though, like milk or bread. We men come back with more exciting things, like beer and nachos.

Or KITES.

Well thats why we like to hold grudges.......cos men are stupid

 

[Easy 10]

However.............even though my first long term relationship, (of some 9 years), was with a lady who was born on St. George's day I spelt her name wrong after only seeing her for just 2 months!

I spelt: Marylin instead of Marilyn.

What a knobber

I did that once, in a love letter. I spelt her name Lisa instead of Rachel.

Its easily done.