What would your transgender name be?

[AmexRuislip]

lady muffin

 

[dougdeep]

I'd just use my weekend name.

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Scabby McFlaps, and I would be the biggest whore in Sussex !

 

[Ernest]

I was called Marilyn in my cross dressing days

 

[Stat Brother]

According to the bottle of fizzy pop I had yesterday, my name is Chantelle.

 

[Doctor Crawley]

You lot really don't help yourselves do you.

 

[Stat Brother]

You lot really don't help yourselves do you.

Clearly an Ethel.

 

[London Irish]

You lot really don't help yourselves do you.

NSC Gold

Guess I'd go with Evelyn O'Semtex

 

[jackanada]

Judith.
I would marry for money and have 2 children after which my husband would stick to his mistress and I would stick to his credit card.
Despite having no spatial ability I would insist on driving a massive ugly car that befits my status/wealth through town when going to pick up my incredibly precious and talented children from Brighton college.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Felicity

 

[Husty]

You lot really don't help yourselves do you.

And neither do you.

 

[symyjym]

Jenny Taylor

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Sheila Blige
or
Lucy Lastic

 

[Coldeanseagull]

And people get upset when all those northern monkey supporters call us poofs?
If people want to dress up like second class citizens at weekends, that's up to them.....I'm going to stay as a straight, grumpy old scrote

 

[Winker]

Jordan - an old dog with no new tricks...

 

[Baldseagull]

Wilma Stubbleshow

or TingTong Dingdong

 

[gregbrighton]

Sally Sausage

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

Snap Trafalgar.

It would apparently be my pornstar name but I think it works as a general unisex handle.

 

[GolfingGull]

Titsy Normous

 

[Tricky Dicky]

having thought about this very deeply for all of 6 seconds, I think i'd go with Beverly, and I have no idea why.