What would you say if this female made a pass at you ?

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

 

[Westdene Seagull]

No thanks and it's nothing to do with her looks and everything to do with who's been there before !

 

[John Bumlick]

No thanks and it's nothing to do with her looks and everything to do with who's been there before !

Ah, you appear to be suffering from a condition technically referred to as melikeythedick.

 

[Billy the Fish]

I wonder how many photos they had to take before they got a shot of her looking ropey.

 

[Bodular]

Paper bag job

 

[banjo]

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Think I prefer the Tom boy look more in My league.

 

[fosters headband]

If that young lady made a pass at ME, I would ask her if her guide dog was in the garden.

 

[BLOCK F]

If that young lady made a pass at ME, I would ask her if her guide dog was in the garden.

Ha!!

 

[Matrix10]

Paper bag job

I disagree completely, definitely a double paper bag job, you have to wear one yourself in case hers rips!!!

 

[red star portslade]

Til her head fell off.

 

[Plastic-Fantastic]

Err Meg

 

[Bognor Bystander]

..I'd say ' you're either drunk or desperate or both' and I'd order her a cab to get her home safe

 

[Philzo-93]

Control the pass and then hoof the ball towards the opposition's half.

bravo, sir!

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It's safe to say that I not say no to her!! No sir, not one bit!!!

 

[The_Viper]

Oki dokie!

 

[pastafarian]

Climb aboard my broomstick you witch.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

In my younger days, the only thing I looked for in a woman was a pulse....even that was negotiable

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Never really fancied the Balkan/Russian look, so I'd pass.

 

[fat old seagull]

I'll have a go on anything that still has it's own teeth.

Wellll, no teeth might in fact be nicer.

 

[Albumen]

No thanks and it's nothing to do with her looks and everything to do with who's been there before !

If we're talking about her lips Natalie Portman's front garden has been there before.

 

[fat old seagull]

I've now taken the bag off her head.......and put it on mine