What would you do with these youths

[Uncle Spielberg]

Cars damaged in wrecking spree
By Nigel Freedman
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Vandals left a trail of damaged cars in their wake after they went on a wrecking spree.

At least 14 vehicles were left with smashed wing mirrors and dented bodywork.

Residents called police after a group of teenagers went on a late night rampage in Highdown Road, Hove.

advertisementThe trail of damage continued as the youths walked along Chanctonbury Road.

PC Rachel Carr said:"We received a call from a resident in Highdown Road on Tuesday at 11.30pm.

"They told us that a group of youths was kicking car wing mirrors.

"We discovered that 14 vehicles parked in Highdown Road and Chanctonbury Road had been damaged.

"We want to hear from witnesses or anyone who has information about what happened."

Anyone who can help should phone Hove police station on 0845 6070999.

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[Trigger]

Stick them on a BBQ?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Go round their houses, remove their i-pods, laptop, DVD player, PS3 and TV, then sell them all to pay back the victims.

I assure you that when people says these yobs do not 'understand the value of property', they understand the value of their own things alright.

 

[jevs]

They would be forced to clean grafitti and chewing gum from the streets of Brighton wearing nothing but a day-glo pink fluffy leotard and pink deeley-boppers....for 3 months solid.

And i ain't f***ing joking.....humiliating the little ****s is the only way....the softly softly approach ain't working

 

[Nibble]

I would take their f***ing skulls apart.

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

String them up by their testicles & insert sharpened exhaust pipes where the sun dont shine

 

[binky]

The one course of action the authorities must take is to cut off their goolies.

 

[pasty]

No no, these youngsters are victims of society. They should be befriended, and given a hug. Talk to them about their problems, and the infinite drudgery of every day life as a teenager with nothing to do. Allow them free reign to do as they please without any fear of recrimination from the poilce or the general public, and put their behaviour down to "just part of growing up".

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Take them down a quiet street and give them a f***ing good kicking.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

We've all done it

 

[Man of Harveys]

PEEL them, DIP them in SALT, BASTE them, then EAT them with roast potatoes and a nice wheat beer.

 

[pasty]

We've all done it

Speak for yourself. I certainly haven't.

 

[bhaexpress]

I think a flogging in front of a paying audience would do the trick.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I'd show them my cock and balls, enthrall them all for moments at the hockey-stick-like shape on show, always refusing to let them near it, they'd be chained or pinned to the grass of Queens Park while i dance nudely above them, turning on occasion to dangle the scrote, covered in pollen, on their asthmatic faces. Under my foreskin they know there's a wasp, an angry one at that, and if i get too aroused the cockstick will push forward, pull the skin back and the wasp will fly free, looking for boyhood faces to sting punishingly for it's imprisonment and release, for revenge over the swatting killer of it's own recent son, Burt Wasp. My dance ends by midnight, i unlock the chains tying them to this solemn earth and bid them farewell, sure that my educative antics will not see them prance comparatively or stab me in the neck or mouth with the nearest knife they found.

Sorry, what were we talking about?

 

[Simster]

Sling them into Borstal for a month ensuring the only entertainment is a DVD of Schindlers List or ET.

Then kick their f***ing heads in and boil them alive.

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

I'd show them my cock and balls, enthrall them all for moments at the hockey-stick-like shape on show, always refusing to let them near it, they'd be chained or pinned to the grass of Queens Park while i dance nudely above them, turning on occasion to dangle the scrote, covered in pollen, on their asthmatic faces. Under my foreskin they know there's a wasp, an angry one at that, and if i get too aroused the cockstick will push forward, pull the skin back and the wasp will fly free, looking for boyhood faces to sting punishingly for it's imprisonment and release, for revenge over the swatting killer of it's own recent son, Burt Wasp. My dance ends by midnight, i unlock the chains tying them to this solemn earth and bid them farewell, sure that my educative antics will not see them prance comparatively or stab me in the neck or mouth with the nearest knife they found.

Sorry, what were we talking about?

 

[Harold]

I'd show them my cock and balls, enthrall them all for moments at the hockey-stick-like shape on show, always refusing to let them near it, they'd be chained or pinned to the grass of Queens Park while i dance nudely above them, turning on occasion to dangle the scrote, covered in pollen, on their asthmatic faces. Under my foreskin they know there's a wasp, an angry one at that, and if i get too aroused the cockstick will push forward, pull the skin back and the wasp will fly free, looking for boyhood faces to sting punishingly for it's imprisonment and release, for revenge over the swatting killer of it's own recent son, Burt Wasp. My dance ends by midnight, i unlock the chains tying them to this solemn earth and bid them farewell, sure that my educative antics will not see them prance comparatively or stab me in the neck or mouth with the nearest knife they found.

Sorry, what were we talking about?

If I was one of those herberts, this would certainly stop me doing it again.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Stumpy Tim

Sling them into Borstal for a month ensuring the only entertainment is a DVD of Schindlers List or ET.

Then kick their f***ing heads in and boil them alive.

Stumpy

 

[British Bulldog]

Sling them into Borstal for a month ensuring the only entertainment is a DVD of Schindlers List or ET.

There's allways one who has to take punishment to sadistic a level.

 

[Dave the OAP]

We've all done it

count me out on that one

 

[Caveman]

National Service!!!!!!!!!!!!!