ees complicated no?
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I hope not they are the worst! slow ones seem to catch you up even when you run so let alone running ones :/
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what would you do in a zombie apocalypse?
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I hope not they are the worst! slow ones seem to catch you up even when you run so let alone running ones :/
TheJasperCo
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I'd grab me hold of a little rubber dingy and sail to the Isle of Wight. Zombies hate water, so they shouldn't pose a threat.
In terms of weaponry, flamethrowers and JCBs ought to do the trick nicely.
In terms of weaponry, flamethrowers and JCBs ought to do the trick nicely.
ees complicated no?
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I would get started reading this just to get some tips.
http://www.play.com/Books/Books/4-/477955/The-Zombie-Survival-Guide/Product.html?searchstring=zombie&searchsource=0&searchtype=allproducts&urlrefer=search
(got mine for x-mas)
http://www.play.com/Books/Books/4-/477955/The-Zombie-Survival-Guide/Product.html?searchstring=zombie&searchsource=0&searchtype=allproducts&urlrefer=search
(got mine for x-mas)
Mackenzie
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Probably a six or seven iron.Golf Club's a great shout, had to be an iron though drivers would be useless, Or just defend the golf shop
BHA Swiifty
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St. Micheals Mount would be a great place to defend if you had a large amount of people, one causeway covered up 50% of the time.
ees complicated no?
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Not in land of the dead they walked on the river / sea bed to get to the other side.
JamesAndTheGiantHead
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I just remembered this house.
Pretty shrewd investment, if you've got too much money for your own good and genuinely believe it could happen.
Pretty shrewd investment, if you've got too much money for your own good and genuinely believe it could happen.
BHA Swiifty
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nice house, i would if i had billions of cash, build that but no point if you had 10m and spend half that on a house that may never come under attack.
TheJasperCo
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Who the hell do they think they are, Jesus?
Best go to plan B, build me a nuclear bunker underground somewhere.
JamesAndTheGiantHead
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To be fair it probably doubles up as a deterrent to Russians and queers. They are all too real.
BHA Swiifty
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in siberia? or would the zombies be resistant to ice like in dead snow?
Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo
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Find Woody Harelson, head to a theme park and try not to accidentally kill Bill Murray.
BHA Swiifty
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Zombieland is my favourite comedy zomby film by a mile over shaun of the dead.
JamesAndTheGiantHead
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I'm pretty sure that was a documentary and as such, has actually happened.
TheJasperCo
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Meh, it's all hypothetical. Besides, nothing will be worse at defeating zombies than a flimsy old golf bat. Digging a hole, hoarding supplies and waiting it out is probably one of the better options. You can try and run, but you'll just tire yourself out, and the chances of you encountering a zombie as you flee will increase. That's how I see it anyway.
RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)
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I bloody love the zombie genre and have fantasised about what I would do. First off fill the bath tub with water, for when the utilities fail. If you've decided to stay put in your house, move as much important stuff upstairs and destroy the staircase. Because of a lack of firearms in this country I'd have to cope with a hammer and a baseball bat and fight my way to a local swords and armery shop. I advise people to buy the max brooks zombie survival guide, it gives invaluable tips on weaponry, transport, home defence and survival techniques in an undead world.
But like most zombie films, especially Romero, it's the living you have to most worry about.
I'm not taking it too seriously, honest
But like most zombie films, especially Romero, it's the living you have to most worry about.
I'm not taking it too seriously, honest
ees complicated no?
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I bloody love the zombie genre and have fantasised about what I would do. First off fill the bath tub with water, for when the utilities fail. If you've decided to stay put in your house, move as much important stuff upstairs and destroy the staircase. Because of a lack of firearms in this country I'd have to cope with a hammer and a baseball bat and fight my way to a local swords and armery shop. I advise people to buy the max brooks zombie survival guide, it gives invaluable tips on weaponry, transport, home defence and survival techniques in an undead world.
But like most zombie films, especially Romero, it's the living you have to most worry about.
I'm not taking it too seriously, honest
beat you to it
JamesAndTheGiantHead
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I bloody love the zombie genre and have fantasised about what I would do. First off fill the bath tub with water, for when the utilities fail. If you've decided to stay put in your house, move as much important stuff upstairs and destroy the staircase. Because of a lack of firearms in this country I'd have to cope with a hammer and a baseball bat and fight my way to a local swords and armery shop. I advise people to buy the max brooks zombie survival guide, it gives invaluable tips on weaponry, transport, home defence and survival techniques in an undead world.
But like most zombie films, especially Romero, it's the living you have to most worry about.
I'm not taking it too seriously, honest
When it finally happens, you and I should be friends. We'd probably have to repopulate and everything, because we're that good at surviving.
RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)
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I'm up for it if you are James. Sod it, who needs to wait for the apocalypse. What you doing this weekend ;-)