What would you do if.....

[Rambo]

you are leaving your job tomorrow and you found out two of your staff had been slagging you big time via email.
Say for arguments sake you had access to one of the computers?

Any ideas for revenge would be much appreciated!

 

[BrightonBird]

Did this happen to you?? The usual things would work, like hide a bag of prawns in their desk. Spread horrible rumours. Tell your other work colleagues that that person was born half man half women (don't know how to spell the word - begins with H). Or for a more convincing thing, tell everyone they propositioned you, and wanted you to be the 3rd person in their already established relationship.

I am not a horrible person, so don't know many terrible things to do.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Make them look pathetic by confronting them in front of a lot of people and ask them why they couldn't come to you to sort out their problems.

 

[BrightonBird]

Make them look pathetic by confronting them in front of a lot of people and ask them why they couldn't come to you to sort out their problems.

Yes that's the adult way of dealing with it!

 

[Rambo]

Need some more devious ideas. Iam feeling pretty angry and may have to get my M16 out!

 

[Brighton Breezy]

hit them...hard

 

[BrightonBird]

Tell everyone that they have scabies (highly contagious) and if they ask you who it was, say it was the other person who was emailing you.

 

[Rambo]

Need to clarify this - 2 of my staff were slagging me off to each other via there own internal email.
How do I know this? - well I have access to ones email account!
So how can I use this to my advantage?

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Id probably be really nice to them and sa infront of everyone how nice it had been working with them and that you would miss them...would make them feel bad themselves as opposed to just hating you more.

 

[seagull over sevenoaks]

scatter cress seeds around their desk and give them a good water before you leave.. (assuming the office is carpeted)

go onto a few dodgy websites and register their email addresses..

if you have access to their email account as it seems like, make up a few emails about other members of staff and forward them and the ones about you round the entire office.. then you seem like the injured party still..

 

[Bwian]

Yes that's the adult way of dealing with it!

THEN put a few pieces of raw chicken behind their desk drawers-better still, staple some to the underside of the drawers as nobody checks there. And raw chicken gets really rank after a few days.

 

[Beeneys gloves]

Get on there email straight away and make them look like idiots, try and find out who there close friends and other halves and then email abuse, also put some porn on an email and accidentally send it via the top brass too.

The list is endless

 

[tinx]

If you have access to one of their email accounts, send emails out to the whole office declaring their undying love to eating human shit and request people save it for him in future and then send one to the other person who was slagigng you off slagging that perosn off so they have a row.

 

[Icy Gull]

Add a signature to the email account that you have access to (tools,options,signature) along the lines of "Hope that's clear you thick W*nker" which will then appear on all the emails they send

 

[Rambo]

Add a signature to the email account that you have access to (tools,options,signature) along the lines of "Hope that's clear you thick W*nker" which will then appear on all the emails they send

This has endless possibilites - I like it!

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

FORWARD THEIR EMAIL BACK TO THE TWO OF THEM AND COPY IN EVERY ONE ELSE IN YOUR TEAM. ASK THEM IF THEIR IS ANYONE ELSE THEY WANT TO BITCH ABOUT.

 

[MRRF 10]

Bash them in

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

None of the above - what goes around comes around. You wanna be the same as them, Rambo?

 

[MRRF 10]

don't listen to him he's sensible

 

[Rambo]

I dont want to stoop to their level, however it amazing how annoyed it has made me when some jumped up little 21 yr old tart thinks she can slag me off, its all jealousy as Iam leaving for a better job and getting a flash car!