What would have to happen tomorrow...

[Tooting Gull]

...to make us more of a laughing stock than France?

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

I think a performance just like last Friday resulting in a nil nil draw with us getting knocked out as a result would be embarrassing enough, and entirely plausible.

 

[Turkey]

Terry and Gerrard start having a full on fight mid match

 

[Forster's Armband]

Terry and Gerrard start having a full on fight mid match

And both getting sent off for it!!!

 

[Simon Morgan]

A loss without England scoring

 

[Gerbil]

Nothing. They got one point. We already have 2. We can't sink that low, Domenech is my hero atm

 

[Gav1901]

If we lost 5-0

 

[Turkey]

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[turienzo's lovechild]

we'd have to go a long way to get anywhere near the CAR CRASH of a tournament enjoyed by that lot from across the channel, they have been superb entertainment

england have just been boring really, if we draw 0-0 tomorrow we'd go out without losing a game and only conceding 1 goal.........BORING!

 

[Gwylan]

england have just been boring really, if we draw 0-0 tomorrow we'd go out without losing a game and only conceding 1 goal.........BORING!

The same could be said about Italy too - they're also walking a bit of tightrope.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

The same could be said about Italy too - they're also walking a bit of tightrope.

yep! and one of their draws was against NEW ZEALAND!

spain and germany are far from certain aswell

 

[Scotty Mac]

at least france have been entertaining in their ineptitude

so far we have just been boringly inept

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

we haven't even had a red card

what a shambles!

 

[Scotty Mac]

england could well crash out of this world cup in 4 hours time having been the most BORING team in it