What would be your message in a bottle?

[LlcoolJ]

"The fact is that had anyone listened to me we would have signed Ashley Cole in January and been promoted just like we'd have won the last test with Trescothick opening and we need Lescott as cover at centre back although I'm no expert but I am always right as this proves. Does anyone know how to transfer GOSBTS from my iPad to a CD?"

That'll confuse whoever opens it, unless they're on NSC.

 

[Dick Head]

**** off! This is MY desert island.

 

[El Sid]

Return to sender.

Sent from my SM-G361F using Tapatalk

 

[Triggaaar]

I'm watching you

 

[OzMike]

Gizza job, I don't mind traveling !

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Barber out.

 

[glasfryn]

DON'T

 

[Steve Foster]

Seeking centre forward on the cheap?

 

[clippedgull]

My message: in morse code

A deposit of 10p has been paid on this bottle. Return for a refund!

 

[Justice]

A horse walks into a bar, barman says ' why the ........'

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

Desert Island for sale, fantastic sea views, charming local wildlife and real development potential. Offers in the region of a lift home, clean clothes and a non-urine based drink welcomed.