What word/words have you invented to stop you swearing?

[Nibble]

I seem to remember my Gran in the kitchen once, she dropped some toast on the floor and bless her, used her standard expression "Fiddlesticks" as she bent down to pick up thetoast. As she rose back up she caught the back of her head quite hard on the overhead grill handle, knocking the grilltray of toast all over the floor and the loudest I had ever heard her shout yelled "Oh f***ing f***ing FIDDLESTICKS. f***!" Bless the loatheome, gin soaked old witch.

 

[Trolly Dolly]

Palace....

 

[Easy 10]

cassive munt

Tessa Munt, Lib Dem MP for Wells (Somerset) is on Question Time tonight.

No, really.

 

[Nibble]

Tessa Munt, Lib Dem MP for Wells (Somerset) is on Question Time tonight.

No, really.

Do you think she will get her Tessa out?

 

[Easy 10]

Do you think she will get her Tessa out?

Maybe she'll have a fiddle with her dimblebys.

 

[Nibble]

Maybe she'll have a fiddle with her dimblebys.

Haha!

 

[centurion40]

I normally miss the word out if my little boy's around, for **** sake, what a load of ****. then people look at you waiting for you to finish the sentence, keep em hanging

 

[Kumquat]

I seem to remember my Gran in the kitchen once, she dropped some toast on the floor and bless her, used her standard expression "Fiddlesticks" as she bent down to pick up thetoast. As she rose back up she caught the back of her head quite hard on the overhead grill handle, knocking the grilltray of toast all over the floor and the loudest I had ever heard her shout yelled "Oh f***ing f***ing FIDDLESTICKS. f***!" Bless the loatheome, gin soaked old witch.

Glorious. Did enjoy that.

 

[tinx]

Anyone who uses the word Feck or fecking in conversation should be shot.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Anyone who uses the word Feck or fecking in conversation should be shot.

Why?

 

[Peter Grummit]

Chuff.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

I seem to remember my Gran in the kitchen once, she dropped some toast on the floor and bless her, used her standard expression "Fiddlesticks" as she bent down to pick up thetoast. As she rose back up she caught the back of her head quite hard on the overhead grill handle, knocking the grilltray of toast all over the floor and the loudest I had ever heard her shout yelled "Oh f***ing f***ing FIDDLESTICKS. f***!" Bless the loatheome, gin soaked old witch.

Legend has it that my Nan only ever swore once in her life, when Rufus, my Nan & Grandads pet macaw, flew off his perch and landed on her egg and bacon - "that f***ing bird has got to go" tsk

 

[Bean]

Feck, Shite

 

[Chicken Runner61]

For Foxes Sake and then I add Stop Hunting

 

[Frutos]

Anyone who uses the word Feck or fecking in conversation should be shot.

Feck off.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Anyone who uses the word Feck or fecking in conversation should be shot.

As I never take my helmet off-------Feck-Feck & thrice Feck! Are you a good shot?

 

[Nibble]

I don't replace swear words . If I feel like swearing I use swear words unless I'm around kids or old people.

 

[smeariestbat]

Oh testiballs!

 

[LamieRobertson]

I don't replace swear words . If I feel like swearing I use swear words unless I'm around kids or old people.

As a matter of interest what age do you consider old?

 

[u'vebeenamexed]

I don't replace swear words . If I feel like swearing I use swear words unless I'm around kids or old people.

What about deaf old people ?