Shout "Oi!! Southampton! NO!!!" in a totally convincing and utterly hilarious* Harry Enfield impersonation.
Erm whilst in my front room, at the radio (badfan). That'll get 'em.
Not sure what's more tedious, people moaning about southampton, people moaning about people moaning about southampton, or people moaning about people moaning about people moaning about Southampton!