What will 2010 bring you?

[dougdeep]

I am not the sort that likes to shout loudly of hopes and wants, believing anything wished for never arrive precisely for the reason of broadcasting them. But maybe i should give that childish way of thinking up and say what i'd like of the approaching 12 months. Ok, here goes.
I think at its core i'd like a miniature collection of moments of calm. Nothing ginormous or world-changing or made of silver or gold or makes me a completely different person like hypnotism or another serious injury might. Just little bits and pieces of unspectacular time that i note in retrospect and fail to spot the faults of or wish to have been different. In terms of actuality i think this means a new relationship (not a wife or one i send off for on the internet who looks exactly like i wish her to, two-armed and non-cross-eyed and muscular enough below the folds to protect me from brutes who pass and strike and a bit messily-haired and doesn't keep shaving everywhere all the time obsessively and has those unshapely imperfections that aren't announced to be there or unnoticed but are loved all the same). A relationship without the world attached and just some drinks had along the way. So maybe i'll try and have one of those.
And maybe even get compensation for the age-old accident. I could buy women like candy then and become the new candyman, or Andyman (as that's like my name like) and appear in your room everytime you say my name thricely into a mirror, but do it unaggresively and hooklessly and maybe just bore you into a coma instead by telling you a story i think of and struggle in the middle of but carry on until you fall and close things down, the perfect punishment for you dragging me there in the first place. And i have bees in my mouth. 3 bees, none of which are amused to be there i can tell you.

So i want a woman, money and ways of knocking people unconscious.

We are not worthy.

 

[throbinson]

Cheers mate and i hope you and your family have a happy and prosperus 2010

Going back to the municipal course im sure it was 15 holes but then again the last time i plyed there was 1989.
Last time i was in Telford you could play the Great Hay for £20 and that included a meal.

Cheers mate, the municipal course is council run just proves how out of date they are, played it about 6 months ago 9 holes with 3 short par 3s put on the end

 

[Humbug]

herpes

People like you pass the deseases on and think it’s so f***ing funny. Well I tell you what danny, yes you know me and I know most on here, I have a laugh with them and you, shake their hands, kiss the ladies etc etc but do you know what? I’m HIV Positive, f*** me, I’ve said it, yes I’m going to f***ing die of AIDS.

I’m just like you Danny, jack the lad, everything is a f***ing game, I’ll be ok, it’ll never happen to me, f*** me, it’s bitten me on the back side triple fold. Yes, I did wear a condom with that old blonde bird but it must of spilt.
So here I am, New Years Eve waiting for my test results to see what medication I’ve to take and see how much of the virus is inside me.
f***ing grow up, it isn’t a game, it’s life you’re playing with.

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

People like you pass the deseases on and think it’s so f***ing funny. Well I tell you what danny, yes you know me and I know most on here, I have a laugh with them and you, shake their hands, kiss the ladies etc etc but do you know what? I’m HIV Positive, f*** me, I’ve said it, yes I’m going to f***ing die of AIDS.

I’m just like you Danny, jack the lad, everything is a f***ing game, I’ll be ok, it’ll never happen to me, f*** me, it’s bitten me on the back side triple fold. Yes, I did wear a condom with that old blonde bird but it must of spilt.
So here I am, New Years Eve waiting for my test results to see what medication I’ve to take and see how much of the virus is inside me.
f***ing grow up, it isn’t a game, it’s life you’re playing with.

I have a friend who is also HIV Positive, it is a brave thing you do announcing it & I wish you nothing but peace & strength this year to face upto your predicament. You're life will change obviously but it is not over & as long as you keep yourself fit & healthy & above all positive then you have as much to live for as any of us. I wish you in particular happiness this new year

 

[Humbug]

I have a friend who is also HIV Positive, it is a brave thing you do announcing it & I wish you nothing but peace & strength this year to face upto your predicament. You're life will change obviously but it is not over & as long as you keep yourself fit & healthy & above all positive then you have as much to live for as any of us. I wish you in particular happiness this new year

Thankyou. Yourself too.

 

[jordanseagull]

Go for it Humbug.

Smile.

Love yourself.

Love others.

Be proud.

 

[Humbug]

Go for it Humbug.

Smile.

Love yourself.

Love others.

Be proud.

I am, still got a big glass of wine left and will drink it with you all. Up the Abion

 

[Napper]

Did you dip in the male brown Humbug ?

 

[jordanseagull]

Did you dip in the male brown Humbug ?

 

[1066gull]

I'm struggling to see a future if nothing comes my way soon.

 

[bhaexpress]

A healthier liver and hopefully a much reduced waistline for a start.

 

[The Tassie Seagull]

All being well, 2010 should be bringing my wife and I our first child in May. Ever had that feeling of being very excited but very scared at the same time?! Then triple it. And he/she will always be English and never open the batting for the Green and Gold. Not only in body but legally as well as we are only on temporary visas still.

Apart from that, then to be finished f***ing around with immigration and have our permanent residency will be nice - probably won;t happen though.

 

[Juan Albion]

A new job maybe (could find out on Wednesday). If I get a new job, it will mean a new house.

A sleep apnea mask.

A dead dog.

More live music.

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

Did you dip in the male brown Humbug ?

Idiot, read the post. There but for the grace of God. What would it matter anyway.

 

[Kuipers Supporters Club]

England to win the World Cup will do nicely.......

 

[Nibble]

Idiot, read the post. There but for the grace of God. What would it matter anyway.

Exactly.

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

7th Grandchild.

That sleep apnia mask, well I've had one for a few months and have been hugely dissapointed. Can never get a full nights sleep and so tend to fall asleep during the day.

Juan, if only you lived nearer i'd recommend a season ticket to Withers as a better cure for your sleep problem!

 

[Wilko]

Did you dip in the male brown Humbug ?

What a (untish thing to say

 

[Lush]

A well-paid job in the Smoke covering for someone on maternity leave - hopefully the commuting won't kill me. Somehow continue to get decent grades in OU course. Not use singledom as excuse to turn into Bridget Jones or increase Chardonnay units.

 

[Juan Albion]

Juan, if only you lived nearer i'd recommend a season ticket to Withers as a better cure for your sleep problem!

I don't have a sleep problem. It's Mrs Albion that has the sleep problem because the apnea makes me snore quite loudly apparently.