What was the actual reason we had a de-win last night?

[beardy gull]

I've shaved my lucky beard off. Admittedly I did it before we played Bristol City but only 1 win in 5 since it went.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Excellent use of the word de-win, by the way. It's so much less harsh.

I shall be borrowing it, if I may.

 

[Return of the Rev]

wore my cohen the future t shirt! whooops!

 

[The Large One]

I wore the same trousers as on the Bike to the Future day, and some of the grease is finally coming off.

Like our play.

 

[Hove Seagull]

I'm beginning to think that my lucky blue & white boxers (you might scoff, but we were champions last season, weren't we!) are losing their magic. And some of the elastic! Either that, or it was my choice to go up a different staircase to the WSU and have a burger instead of my usual pie. Either way, I accept the blame for everything!

 

[Questions]

I had 2 pints of Harveys Old in Dicks whilst I normally drink Hophead.

I dont know if that made a difference.....

Harveys out

 

[Don Quixote]

I bought my Albion hattrick thing from a different girl this time. I am sorry, I knew it was me.

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

We attacked the wrong end for the first half.

No, really.

This. I guess it was the Palace captain that made us swap ends. Tactical genius. We never stood a chance.

 

[Stat Brother]

They'd run out of chicken & ham pies in Dick's, so in desperation I took the only available option: the vegetarian. I always have a chicken & ham pie.

The veggie pie wasn't really all that, and two minutes later they came up with a fresh batch of chicken ones, by which time it was too late

IT'S ALL DOWN TO THE PIES

Excellent use of the word de-win, by the way. It's so much less harsh.

I shall be borrowing it, if I may.

Only if you start taking full responsibility for your part in the de-win, and not blame the pieage.

 

[Seagulls4life]

I used i different turnstile as well, not a good night for me

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Their win was also just a case of karma getting in early, by means of balancing things out for our now inevitable win at Selhurst in January.

 

[Triggaaar]

What the f*** is wrong with you lot? It's a golden rule, you don't f*** about with routine on derby day. And you all come on here posting light hearted bullshit like it doesn't matter. Wankers the lot of you.

 

[The Large One]

Wankers the lot of you.

That's another thing that didn't hap...

Erm, best leave that there.

 

[black & white seagull]

Entering the WSL I used the turnstiles to the left instead of the right. What a f***ing idiot.

While I, on the other hand, entered the WSL through the right turnstiles instead of the left.

It's our fault - it's ALL our fault.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

I went to Lewes station instead of Brighton.

I'm really sorry guys.

 

[Storer 68]

We lost because I actually haad a pie and saw the start of the match..........

 

[Stat Brother]

What the f*** is wrong with you lot? It's a golden rule, you don't f*** about with routine on derby day. And you all come on here posting light hearted bullshit like it doesn't matter. Wankers the lot of you.

Your right, I thought it might just have been me, who'd have to shoulder the burden of this defeat.

But it's all coming out now, we just didn't stand a chance.

Sorry Gus!

 

[Birdie Boy]

Forgive me supporters, for I have sinned!

Kicking the wrong way - we know it is slightly downhill kicking towards the North Stand in the second half.
Swapping season ticket with my son, to see if I can get in with a childs ticket (I did).
Fairly drunk - I am usually fairly sober due to not being able to get served quickly (I decided to start early in the local).
Getting the bus to the ground for the first time.

I repent my sins and promise never to do any of them again...

 

[Brovion]

I didn't go. Every match I've been to this season we've won.

EDIT: Except Liverpool! D'oh! Ok, every LEAGUE match.

'NUVVER EDIT: And Spurs. But I'm not counting that one.

 

[Notters]

Nah, it's my fault chaps. Firstly, I wore my lucky palace-coloured pants, which always work, but clearly not against palace. Secondly, it was the first time that I've walked, rather than run up the WSU stairs.