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[Albion] What unforeseen event is going to ultimately derail our hopes?
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Paul Reids Sock
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Dunk giving his illness to all players except Akpom
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We'll get there, but then
http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/750224/END-OF-THE-WORLD-august-Solar-eclipse-apocalypse-second-coming
END OF THE WORLD FEARS: Solar eclipse in 2017 will bring about apocalypse, say Christians
A SOLAR eclipse in August this year will bring with it the end of times, a group of Christians have claimed.
On August 21, there will be a solar eclipse that will be visible across the UK and the USA.
While solar eclipses are relatively common, this one is different, some Christians believe, as it is a sign of the end of the world.
August’s solar eclipse will be the first in over a century to travel all the way from the east coast to the west coast of America, and believers reckon that it will be the beginning of the end.
The faithful believe that the beginning of the end actually started back in 1947, when Israel was created.
Some 70 years later, a number which is sacred to Christians as 70 years signifies a Biblical generation, according to Psalm, conspiracy theorists are predicting the end.
Although several groups have predicted the end, evangelist and Bible teacher Michael Parker was one of the first to do so back in 2015.
Writing for serial apocalypse predictor Prophecies of the End Times, Mr Parker wrote: “Those that come and divide the land of Israel, God himself will come to that nation and cut them to pieces.
“Has America’s future just been witnessed by what a symbolic Solar Eclipse is showing us in 2017?
“It turns out that THIS solar eclipse is a once in a lifetime event. It will be over 100 years until it happens again. This concludes that this is a generational event, witnessed by THIS generation.”
Another website, Unsealed, fanned the apocalyptic flames in 2016, when they also said that the impending solar eclipse means that we are all done for.
They believe that 2017 is the beginning of the Tribulation, which in Biblical terms is a period in history where at least 75 per cent of the world’s population will be wiped out.
The article on Unsealed reads: “2017 to 2024 offers the only timeline in recent memory where the Tribulation of 2550 days could begin unquestionably on a Fall Feast date and end on a Fall Feast date.”
In fact, the alignment is kind of shocking: exactly 2550 days fits with the Tribulation beginning on the last day of the last Fall Feast (Tabernacles, October 11th, 2017) and ending on the first day of the first Fall Feast (Rosh Hashanah, October 4th, 2024).
“This is particularly interesting in light of the likely possibility Jesus will fulfil the final three Fall Feasts in short, subsequent order while on earth, just as He fulfilled the Spring Feasts.”
http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/750224/END-OF-THE-WORLD-august-Solar-eclipse-apocalypse-second-coming
END OF THE WORLD FEARS: Solar eclipse in 2017 will bring about apocalypse, say Christians
A SOLAR eclipse in August this year will bring with it the end of times, a group of Christians have claimed.
On August 21, there will be a solar eclipse that will be visible across the UK and the USA.
While solar eclipses are relatively common, this one is different, some Christians believe, as it is a sign of the end of the world.
August’s solar eclipse will be the first in over a century to travel all the way from the east coast to the west coast of America, and believers reckon that it will be the beginning of the end.
The faithful believe that the beginning of the end actually started back in 1947, when Israel was created.
Some 70 years later, a number which is sacred to Christians as 70 years signifies a Biblical generation, according to Psalm, conspiracy theorists are predicting the end.
Although several groups have predicted the end, evangelist and Bible teacher Michael Parker was one of the first to do so back in 2015.
Writing for serial apocalypse predictor Prophecies of the End Times, Mr Parker wrote: “Those that come and divide the land of Israel, God himself will come to that nation and cut them to pieces.
“Has America’s future just been witnessed by what a symbolic Solar Eclipse is showing us in 2017?
“It turns out that THIS solar eclipse is a once in a lifetime event. It will be over 100 years until it happens again. This concludes that this is a generational event, witnessed by THIS generation.”
Another website, Unsealed, fanned the apocalyptic flames in 2016, when they also said that the impending solar eclipse means that we are all done for.
They believe that 2017 is the beginning of the Tribulation, which in Biblical terms is a period in history where at least 75 per cent of the world’s population will be wiped out.
The article on Unsealed reads: “2017 to 2024 offers the only timeline in recent memory where the Tribulation of 2550 days could begin unquestionably on a Fall Feast date and end on a Fall Feast date.”
In fact, the alignment is kind of shocking: exactly 2550 days fits with the Tribulation beginning on the last day of the last Fall Feast (Tabernacles, October 11th, 2017) and ending on the first day of the first Fall Feast (Rosh Hashanah, October 4th, 2024).
“This is particularly interesting in light of the likely possibility Jesus will fulfil the final three Fall Feasts in short, subsequent order while on earth, just as He fulfilled the Spring Feasts.”
- Jul 7, 2003
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The FA deciding (rather like they did in women's football) that promotion is no longer to be granted on league position or points won, but on degrees of MASSIVENESS or previous history of being CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE (pretend or actual).
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Taybha
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Stockers shorts fall down revealing a tattoo of Clare Balding on his muscular behind , the whole team do a Wilson and Dunky and become rather discombobulated QPR take advantage and claw 1 back to make it 1-4 .
ferring seagull
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I voted other !
The PL may blackball us because we have no experience of playing in the PL - (new excuse suddenly comes to light)!
The PL may blackball us because we have no experience of playing in the PL - (new excuse suddenly comes to light)!
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Look at that fcking HEAD
It looks like his BRAIN is desperately trying to escape from his EGO
We lose all our remaining away games and win two at home. Newcastle screw up a few games. Reading win 6 and Huddersfield win 8 to both get automatic promotion. We meet Newcastle in the play off final at Wembley but the squad having already booked their summer holidays and not able to get refunds from their holiday insurance go on holiday instead.......
CorgiRegisteredFriend
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Our next five matches being fogged off and therefore having to play all six one after the other on the final day of the season. The result being no points due to fatigue and physical breakdown of players.
LamieRobertson
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The premier league abolishing relegation for this season
Nixonator
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The FA deciding on distributing extra points depending on how MASSIVE you are, measured by the away following to a randomly and impartially selected away game.
This season deemed to be Rotherham away on a Tuesday night, because it's kinda central and therefore fair to everyone.
This season deemed to be Rotherham away on a Tuesday night, because it's kinda central and therefore fair to everyone.
Mad dog Hughton completely losing it, starts with a head slapping to Wurzels baldy head when we go 2 up at Loftus Road. The EFL take the points from us, and take another 3, just to be on the safe side. Mad dog then, takes umbrage, and mounts an anti EFL campaign, culminating in a naked,one man pitch invasion at Molineux, and kicks the referee( The Complete And Utter Shyster ) up the arse.The club put out a statement saying that, because of of who the referee was, they couldn't possibly condemn the managers action. The EFL, then decide to make an example of us, and take fifty points off us,giving the said points to Wednesday and Dirty Leeds, cos they are the only clubs MASSIVE enough to handle them.
We are relegated, back to our natural home, the bottom two divisions, and Leeds and Wednesday acheive promotion to their rightful placee in the football firmanent.
We are relegated, back to our natural home, the bottom two divisions, and Leeds and Wednesday acheive promotion to their rightful placee in the football firmanent.
Official Old Man
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15 point deduction after 10,000 turn up at Villa who, despite a 'gentlemans agreement', only allow 500 in.CH and the team refuse to get off the coach. It is then discovered that TB has no ticket as his name is not on the list.
