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[Albion] What to do when you bump into a Palace fan miles from his home.
- Thread starter nickjhs
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Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 72,359
Possible caption competition?
Random Person A:"What d'ya reckon we should do now?"
Random Person B: "Shout at clouds?"
Random Person A: "Deal! Shake on it?"
gripper stebson
Well-known member
- Jul 27, 2004
- 6,690
I'd far rather spend an evening chatting over beers with a Palace fan than a southern Liverpool or Man U fan. We have more in common than we'd like to admit.
SUIYHP
The King's Gull
Could've had it worse, I became friends with Stephen Browett’s son at uni by coincidence. Football was a subject we didn’t really discuss. It was clear he loved the Palace, and he was NOT fond of the Albion, especially when he became uncomfortably quiet when I told him who I supported...
For the record though, he’s a really nice guy and we always had great conversations (outside of football!)
grubbyhands
Well-known member
I've just met,and had to shake hands with, one at a wake for a client of mine. I explained that supporting Palace was a disease, drank my pint of Shere Drop and left having passing on my condolances to the widow. Made my beer go flat it did!
Did you let him use the toilet? 
oneillco
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- Feb 13, 2013
- 1,322
View attachment 114338 Mind you he doesn't look thrilled at going to the other side of the world and bumping into an expat Seagull (me on the right)
Look out...he's got a knife!
If you'd worked harder on your A Levels you wouldn't have had to go to Croydon Polytechnic
Gazwag
5 millionth post poster
Did he not feel a little uncomfortable when you asked him for a selfie to post on the internet
Like all teams, most Palace fans I've met are alright.
It's just the complete morons who come on here (and those who continuously write utter tripe on their own forums), plus the hoodie chavs who completely EMBARRASS themselves.
Last year in Cuba I was walking down to the bar to get updates from the Palace Brighton game on my phone. Walking towards me (yeah he was going the wrong way) was a bloke in a Palace shirt. I said "I don't ****ing believe it..." and he said "Oh, are you Palace?". [emoji23]
We ended having a right laugh while following the game, and when we bumped into each other for the rest of the holiday. Just another decent football fan who got the rivalry but also thought his Chairman was a ****. So a non deluded one....
It's just the complete morons who come on here (and those who continuously write utter tripe on their own forums), plus the hoodie chavs who completely EMBARRASS themselves.
Last year in Cuba I was walking down to the bar to get updates from the Palace Brighton game on my phone. Walking towards me (yeah he was going the wrong way) was a bloke in a Palace shirt. I said "I don't ****ing believe it..." and he said "Oh, are you Palace?". [emoji23]
We ended having a right laugh while following the game, and when we bumped into each other for the rest of the holiday. Just another decent football fan who got the rivalry but also thought his Chairman was a ****. So a non deluded one....
Jesus Gul
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- Feb 23, 2004
- 5,513
looks a bit Deliveroo or whatever the Australian version is...can't think of a suitable animal Delivekoala? Deliverpossum?
Many years ago on a package holiday first day at the pool I put my Brighton towel out down at the other end this chap puts his Palace towel out we got in the pool and swam towards each other where he said "look I'm on holiday I don't want any trouble right"
Saying nothing I gave a knowing nod and turned to swim back to the Brighton end of the pool mighty relieved he had spoken first as if he had not I was about to utter the same sentence
Saying nothing I gave a knowing nod and turned to swim back to the Brighton end of the pool mighty relieved he had spoken first as if he had not I was about to utter the same sentence
AmexRuislip
Retired Spy 🕵️♂️
This
I have worked with two Palace fans (one now retired), both decent chaps who are just normal when talking Albion and Palace, none of the usual bollox that's spouted on here from the resident trolls.
The retired chap has been Palace for over 60 years and has always complimented our club, only until he play us, which is understandable.
Lyndhurst 14
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- Jan 16, 2008
- 5,243
Quite a few based in NYC, like most other sides. They are often in the bar when we are when both sides are playing on TV at the same time - got to know the regulars and they are decent enough, different when playing each other of course which is what you'd expect. Most folk are just there for a beer and some banter about good old Blighty.
View attachment 114338 Mind you he doesn't look thrilled at going to the other side of the world and bumping into an expat Seagull (me on the right)
Take him to the local hospital for health checks and endeavour to reunite him with his family as he is obviously mad.
Geestar
New member
Can they afford to travel?
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If you'd worked harder on your A Levels you wouldn't have had to go to Croydon Polytechnic
Of course a lot of our Palace friends failed all their exams - they ended up at the Croydon Pyrotechnic.
HantsSeagull
Well-known member
pretty much par for the course. Brighton in particular is full of plastics.
Two of them didn't support anyone as they weren't football fans - one was on the Peace Studies course, so I'd have expected nothing else. But the one who actually did come from Brighton supported Chelsea ... which backs up what you said,
As it happens, I also played football with a Palace fan who used to give me a lift back to Croydon at the end of term - that saved a few bob on train fare.
Knocky's Nose
Mon nez est retiré.
I was in Bournemouth today (well, Canford Cliffs) and got talking to the guy at the property about football...
He immediately said he was Palace, so I bombarded him with "ooh, how do you feel about your star player wanting away - then staying?" "was selling Wan-Bissaka the right thing to do if you're a progressive club?" - "how is the ground redevelopment going?" - "is it true they found a dead rat in the payers canteen?" - "does the chairman value the opinions of a group of hoodies more than the 'normal' fans?"....
He was so peppered with questions, and stuttering out garbled answers it never dawned on him to ask who I supported.
I didn't tell him.
All good fun (on my part), but I must admit he was a nice enough fella.
He immediately said he was Palace, so I bombarded him with "ooh, how do you feel about your star player wanting away - then staying?" "was selling Wan-Bissaka the right thing to do if you're a progressive club?" - "how is the ground redevelopment going?" - "is it true they found a dead rat in the payers canteen?" - "does the chairman value the opinions of a group of hoodies more than the 'normal' fans?"....
He was so peppered with questions, and stuttering out garbled answers it never dawned on him to ask who I supported.
I didn't tell him.
All good fun (on my part), but I must admit he was a nice enough fella.