What time tomorrow is MAJOR BEDWETTING hour?

[GooGull]

would be happy to wait until 10.59pm before I hear about our 4 new signings. No chance anyone else could jump in and pinch them from us then.

 

[OzMike]

11pm.

 

[Scotchegg]

I'm planning on light drips around 9am, progressing to a steady stream by mid-afternoon which is likely to continuing until the end of the season.

 

[Chicken Run]

I've already pissed my pants, last night I pissed in the wardrobe too!

 

[Bladders]

First dribble of the day CONFIRMED.




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[Icy Gull]

I did my bedwetting over the last few weeks. Seem to be cured as I expect nothing spectacular on the signing front now and have accepted that what will be will be. We appear to have been priced out of the market for a quality striker. I imagine we'll get somebody in though he won't be proven at the top level.

 

[Triggaaar]

I couldn't wet the bed today any more than I could wet a swimming pool.

 

[Worried Man Blues]

Can we buy from Scotland until 12?

 

[SweatyMexican]

If we haven't signed a forward by the end of the day, I'll piss the bed a little bit. I guess it depends on how long Murray is out for.

 

[Bladders]

With the news of two, yes TWO possible defender singings, bedwetting has gone down a couple of notches to DEFCON 3

 

[Taybha]

Can we buy from Scotland until 12?

Nope both 11pm now (according to official guff )

 

[Bladders]

Moving back to DEFCON 4 with the latest striker news


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[Megazone]

I suppose the last time for any possible offers abroad will be in the next few hours considering how long it will take to get a plane journey sorted, a transfer fee agreed and a contract plus all the other shenanigans with it finalised.

Time is really ticking.

 

[Nixonator]

Depends what 'bedwetting' actually means?

I've been concerned for quite a while now, concerns which grew significantly when the season started.

I find it absolutely staggering that we have not already added to our strike force with less than 12 hours remaining to do it.

Now we've put ourselves in a position where everyone knows we are desperate at the 11th hour and the supposed bluffs coming out of the club must surely be transparent to anybody with any sense at all. If they are actually bluffs that is.

 

[scousefan]

I can just about hold off until 9pm but have the wet sheet ready.

 

[Wiggy Power]

I'm filling my bladder with tea, coffee and loads of water. When my wetting starts god help everyone #tsunami

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[Worried Man Blues]

Second cup of tea bladder swelling

 

[Commander]

Everybody remain calm.

Until about 9pm, then it's time for full on panic.

 

[Bozza]

My Labrador puppy has just pissed on the floor.

I'm taking it as a positive after yesterday's shit.

 

[The_Viper]

When Jim White tells me the window has SLAMMED SHUT and Naylor smugly tweets about the recruitment team going home with no strikers through the door. Houston will look like a paddling pool compared to my pissing.