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What time are you having your first beer of the day?











Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,122
Haywards Heath
3:15 ish at Burrell Haywards Heath
 






Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,955
Surrey
Jello said:
Starting about 5.00 ish in Deadhill :drink:
My bike's outside the station. If you see my grey Ridgeback with a red plastic security tag under the seat in the bike rack not under cover, please point at it loudly and sing "THERE'S BRIGHTON THERE"
:bhasign: :bhasign:
 




Meade's Ball

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,653
Hither (sometimes Thither)
I'll have a beer in about 70 minutes, i reckon.
A 10 minute cycle to London Bridge when i finish work. 2 minutes to lock up and mop my brow. 4 minutes at the crowded bar. Wait for my change. Gulp. Mmmm that was lovely. Bag of nuts barmaid! Honey-roasted please. I have a sweet tooth, don't you know. And a fat gut. Do you support the Albion? Oh, you don't like football. Well, what about films? Do you like adult cinema? Oh, you're not interested in things like that. You have some emotional problems, you say? A bit unstable when it comes to the fellas eh? Well, don't worry. If you and i went out we'd have a nice time. I don't mind holding hands for a while and whispering things. Nothing filthy you understand. Just words of comfort. Reassurance. Oh, that's what they all say before they flop it out is it? Fair enough. You've rumbled me. Just another pint of Stella and i'll be on my way. Sorry to bother you. Please don't tell my girlfriend. She's got a tasty right hook. Yes, a bit like Abu Hamza.
Goodbye, whatever your name is. It's been nice.
Hey lads, she said she wanted to suck my dongle! Wahey!
 




Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
29,224
Brighton, United Kingdom
before the game for sure , :drink: i REALLY need one now
 


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