Nibble
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- Jan 3, 2007
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I loathe the shingle driveways down my road. And I'll tell you for why. For one it means I know exactly when these people are coming and going and I don't want to know. Just the simple act of someone bringing home their shopping onto one of these driveways is a shingle opera in itself....
Car sweeps onto driveway, Crrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnccccchhhhhh.
Car stops ShhhhhcrrruNCH.
Door opens, feet hit the shingle CRUNNCH
, walk to the boot. crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch,
kids pile out CRUNCHcrunchCRUNCHcrunchCRUNCH SCREEEEEEEE CRUNCH CRUNCHcrunch SCREEEEEE
fat wom,an waddles with heavy shopping to the fromt door. crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch,
back out to shut the car doors crunch crunch CRUNCH, SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM, crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch.
God it gets on my tits if I'm working from home. About 3 or 4 driveways like that within earshot of my house.
The thing that really bothers me though is that they've done it on the cheap and not sunk down enough or put enough of a lip on the entrance so that when you walk past their driveways you have to navigate your way through tonnes of shingle that's been dragged or kicked out of their driveway onto the pavement. Sometimes I forget i'm approaching their houses, headphones in. looking aheads, suddenly my ankle goes out because I've stepped awkwardly on one of their ****ing pieces of shingle.
I don't get the desire for them. You annoy your neighbours constantly. You're forever having to rake them back into place.
****ing hate shingle driveways.
Car sweeps onto driveway, Crrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnccccchhhhhh.
Car stops ShhhhhcrrruNCH.
Door opens, feet hit the shingle CRUNNCH
, walk to the boot. crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch,
kids pile out CRUNCHcrunchCRUNCHcrunchCRUNCH SCREEEEEEEE CRUNCH CRUNCHcrunch SCREEEEEE
fat wom,an waddles with heavy shopping to the fromt door. crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch,
back out to shut the car doors crunch crunch CRUNCH, SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM, crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch.
God it gets on my tits if I'm working from home. About 3 or 4 driveways like that within earshot of my house.
The thing that really bothers me though is that they've done it on the cheap and not sunk down enough or put enough of a lip on the entrance so that when you walk past their driveways you have to navigate your way through tonnes of shingle that's been dragged or kicked out of their driveway onto the pavement. Sometimes I forget i'm approaching their houses, headphones in. looking aheads, suddenly my ankle goes out because I've stepped awkwardly on one of their ****ing pieces of shingle.
I don't get the desire for them. You annoy your neighbours constantly. You're forever having to rake them back into place.
****ing hate shingle driveways.
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