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[NSC] What the **** are Dick Me Down Shorts?









PILTDOWN MAN

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Trufflehound

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Shorts worn by girls looking for dick apparently.

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Jack Straw

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BNthree

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I think they were called "hot pants" in old money.
 












Knocky's Nose

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Generic looking females wearing generic looking shorts. They all look the same to me I'm afraid.

I always struggle to understand these sayings, too. If you "dick someone down" doesn't that mean you smack them with your manhood until they fall over? Would be funny to watch, but inevitably ungratifying from a sexual perspective (for me, at least..) :shrug:
 


Albion my Albion

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Wonder what led the OP to that site in the early hours of the morning

I was looking for NSC on a computer I was hacking and figured the words "dicks down south" would get me there. This website about women's shorts came up instead.





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Westdene Seagull

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Oct 27, 2003
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Thankfully I'm WFH today but I think in many offices that page might be classed as NSFW - thanks OP :facepalm:
 














Albion my Albion

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Thankfully I'm WFH today but I think in many offices that page might be classed as NSFW - thanks OP :facepalm:

I never told you to click on it. You knew the title of the website. If they are that sensitive at your work place then maybe you shouldn't be clicking on websites named "Dick Me Down Shorts" on NSC.
 


Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch
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Oct 27, 2003
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The arse end of Hangleton
I never told you to click on it. You knew the title of the website. If they are that sensitive at your work place then maybe you shouldn't be clicking on websites named "Dick Me Down Shorts" on NSC.

Or maybe you should follow the NSC convention of starting the subject line with NSFW. I didn't know what the term meant - I 'heard' it with an Aussie accent and so assumed it was about Outback shorts. You clearly don't work in a mainstream corporate office.
 


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