Wore the same 'Saturday Socks' to Charlton and Peterborough Then I forgot to wear them at Huddersfield when we lost and broke there lucky charm as they failed at Bournemouth
Before Charlton games I usually have sex with gorgeous 19 year old Swedish triplets on a bed made entirely out of diamonds and cocaine. Unfortunately, we're doing so shit at present my mates have ordered me to change my routine. So starting tomorrow I will be getting buggered by a strap-on wearing Germaine Greer whilst being head first in a pile of manure. Fingers crossed it works...
I always have to go the same route to each home game (I travel from Essex) and use the same garage. For away games, everytime we eat in a Harvester before the game, we have won so we keep the tradition going. On the way to the 5-0 Orient game, a pheasant hit my car and was runover by my goodself. Shall I now try to look for wildfowl to kill before each home game or is that going too far?