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What sort of relationship are you in ?

Are you

  • Happily married

    Votes: 44 29.3%
  • Unhappilly married

    Votes: 7 4.7%
  • Single and looking

    Votes: 37 24.7%
  • Single and not looking

    Votes: 14 9.3%
  • Divorced

    Votes: 3 2.0%
  • Separated

    Votes: 6 4.0%
  • Living in sin

    Votes: 24 16.0%
  • With partner but not living together

    Votes: 16 10.7%
  • Nobody special but lots of 'friends'

    Votes: 10 6.7%
  • Mind your own business you nosey c**t

    Votes: 12 8.0%

  • Total voters
    150






dougdeep

New member
May 9, 2004
37,732
SUNNY SEAFORD
Is this the dating thread? Pics please.
 


Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
The Large One said:
I fear your suspicions ought to have been aroused by the use of the stammering exclamation of incredulity.

In other words, no.

They were. I was having a laugh with you.
It is used up north. Apparently when there wasn't a minister around to do the nuptials for a couple they held hands and jumped over a broom (or brush) That signified a ceremony,
Brenda Lee (singer from the early 60's) sang a rock song called Let's Jump the Broomstick.
 




Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
Blissfully single, however if the right person came along I would be prepared to change that to either living in sin or with partner but not living together.
 








Gwylan

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
31,836
Uffern
What I want to know is why is that when you're single, it takes ages to find a woman. Yet the minute you're attached, there are always seem to be other women interested? One of life's great mysteries.

(oh, I'm living over the brush and quite happy, thank you very much)
 




Trufflehound

Re-enfranchised
Aug 5, 2003
14,126
The democratic and free EU
coventrygull said:
Happily married :love:

Me too. :love:



(Disclaimer: but not to coventrygull)

Was happily living "over the brush" for 18 years with no plans to change things. Then I realised none of my UK/American/Asian/Australian resident friends were going to travel over here for my planned 40th birthday party, so we gave them a wedding as well as an incentive.

Five years later and no regrets at all...
 










British Bulldog

The great escape
Feb 6, 2006
10,974
I think it's very commendable how people are putting words like Happy and Married side by side. I found marriage was ok but there's nothing like a good divorce to cheer you up.
 


Bluejuice

Lazy as a rug on Valium
Sep 2, 2004
8,270
The free state of Kemp Town
Downloaded Penguin said:
I'm single too, not particularly looking.

So what DO you call it?

Single but casually leering over anything you come across on the internet with a profile that says "female"?
 








smudge

Up the Albion!
Jul 8, 2003
7,376
On the ocean wave
I'm currently home & trialing a new after shave. It's called "fanny repellant" & it's working a treat!
 


Dave the OAP

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
46,762
at home
The Large One said:
What's 'living in sin'? ???


damnation for ever with demons sticking red hot pokers up your bum for ever and ever


This message has been brought to you by Blue Peter and G-D

:lolol: :lolol: :lolol:


Very happily married BTW
 




Les Biehn

GAME OVER
Aug 14, 2005
20,610
I've been happily married to Mrs Palmer for 16 years now.
 




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