What SMITHS song represents your current feelings about the Albion?

[Tarpon]

Money changes everything.

OR

These things take time.

 

[AlbionPics&SouthCoastTwit]

From how soon is now:
"There's a club if you'd like to go, you could meet someone who really loves you, so you go and you stand on your own, and you leave on your own, and you go home and you cry and you want to die..."

 

[hart's shirt]

Stop me if you think you've heard this one before

"Nothing's changed
I still love you, oh, I still love you
Only slightly, only slightly less
Than I used to, my love"

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Does Mark E Smith count?
'There's a ghost in my house'

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

If a double decker Gus drove back down south to rescue us...

Oh I say, that's really very good!

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

Asleep - most of the crowd Friday night.

 

[Se20]

You're the one for me, Sami ( fatty)

 

[AlbionPics&SouthCoastTwit]

It's Alabama Shakes but appropriate.

 

[kevo]

After Friday, This Night Has Opened My Eyes.

 

[Insel affe]

Nowhere fast

 

[Bold Seagull]

This is Tony's song to SH….

Sam, you were there for me
When I was weak
I couldn’t speak
And I don’t know
why I’m always running to you
Sam, tell me who I am
Do you understand what’s happening?
Oh, Sam, will you hold my hand tonight?

Sam, you defended me
from all the people in the street
that don’t understand
I wonder if we’ll ever cross that bridge again
Will you hold my hand tonight?

Sometimes I feel deserted by love
Have I lost my faith that love will ever bring somebody home?
‘Til then
will you hold my hand tonight?

And I don’t know why
I am always running to you
Sam, will you hold my hand?

Sometimes I feel deserted by love
Have I lost all faith that love will ever bring somebody home?
‘Til then
Will you hold my hand tonight?
Will you hold my hand tonight?

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

What difference does it make? (If we sack Hyppia)

 

[armchairclubber]

Hand In Glove

Messrs Bloom Barber Burke Hyppia

Though how do I wish it were Bigmouth Strikes Again, with Gus still here.

 

[Blue3]

I've always considered The Smiths music to be music to cut your wrists to. I know we're crap but I'm not yet at the point of wanting to cut my wrists ..... with or without depressing dire 'music'.

Beat me to it I was about to make a very similar point

 

[Lower West Stander]

Frankly Mr Shankly (I'd like you to rise from your deathbed and manage us)

 

[Bladders]

Who?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Barber-ism Begins at Home.

 

[Peter Grummit]

Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now so don't Panic, throw us a Rubber Ring because Frankly, Mr Shankly's wife could do a better job in charge of the club Everyday (Is Like Sunday) of the week. Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want as I'm Still Ill from Friday's dodgy fare.

PG

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Shit band, shit songs. How that twatish self agrandising diva could ever be associated, in any way shape or form, with the current plight of our wonderful club is beyond me.

 

[kevtherev]

Paint a vulgar picture.