What should Rod Stewart call his memoir?

[Lush]

Rod the Mod has just signed up with Random House to publish his memoirs. I think we can do better than the suggestions in this article. What say you NSC?

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/jacketcopy/2011/10/rod-stewart-memoir.html

 

[Joey Deacon's Disco Suit]

"Sorry for the last 35 years of crap. I kind of run out of ideas"

That should just about do it.

 

[Lush]

Obviously I'm hoping for I Don't Want To Talk About It

or Twat

 

[BensGrandad]

Maggie Wouldnt

 

[Muzzy]

"Many blonde moments" should do the trick. The lucky ugly bastard!

 

[Questions]

If its all about his birds and the alimony then I suggest......

''The first c unt is the cheapest''

 

[robbie c]

gentleman preferred blondes

 

[wellquickwoody]

Rod the Mod has just signed up with Random House to publish his memoirs. I think we can do better than the suggestions in this article. What say you NSC?

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/jacketcopy/2011/10/rod-stewart-memoir.html

What a lucky bastard I have been! To every other fella, ner ner ne ner!

Sent from my wardrobe whilst watching Susannah Reid and Sian Williams enjoy a clam sandwich.

 

[e77]

I was great with the Faces then had relationships with a succession of fantastic looking blondes and went middle of the road.

Not very snappy, I grant you.

 

[Winker]

"Anyone got a Strepsil?"

 

[16bha]

Thank f*** for CMS. He's more Scottish than me!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Shot Rod

 

[bhaexpress]

This old fart of mine.

 

[rcf0712]

stay with me

 

[NMH]

'D'ya think I suck-at-singing'

 

[Icy Gull]

Blond on Blond

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

It's bound to be 'Some Guys Have All The Luck'.

 

[Austrian Gull]

I hope he's got a good ghostwriter, he hasn't written anything himself for 30 years.

Oh, and "Have I told you lately"?

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

"I've poled some right sorts for an ugly fucker"

 

[The Large One]

Scot Free