That was when I realised that the conservatives that ran the country had a suicide pact with Beelzebub, riding naked and on fire into a black hole, on the back of Shergar.
"I'm sick of the out-of-touch elite, so I'm gonna support [public school-educated Oxbridge bankers and millionaires] Nigel Farage/Boris Johnson/Jacob Rees-Mogg, because they are on the side of ordinary people like me."
"I'm not a racist. but...."
"Dressed like that, she was asking for it...."
"Work is the way out of poverty."
"I thought we defended well for 89 minutes, but they had that little bit more quality in the final third of the pitch. But we'll re-group, put in the hard yards, and aim for a result next week."