What RELIGION are YOU?

[Trufflehound]

Where's the option for "I believe in the one true Dog?"

Dman that dyslexia. What a tawt I yam.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Those options reveal an almost unbelievable ignorance of Christianity in Britain.

Two options only? Anglican and Catholic?

What about the three million PRACTISING Christians in the UK who are neither of these? There are more practising Presbyterians, Methodists and Baptists in Britain than there are regular attenders at Anglican churches.

its beacuse our Tesco child has custard for brains

He wouldnt know a Christian if it came up and bit him on his bum

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Athiest

Yes ... but is the god you don't believe in the kind, loving god of the New Testament, or the vengeful, judgemental god of the Old Testament? Or is she some other sort of god?

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

big and clever? are you having a laugh? look, if you feel embarrassed to be a christian, that's fine. but don't take it out on me.

I think DTG hit the nail with his first thread.

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

its beacuse our Tesco child has custard for brains

He wouldnt know a Christian if it came up and bit him on his bum

look, dave. i have nothing against christians (except the evangelicals). christianity is clearly a cause for much good. but you get so reactionary whenever it is mentioned.

 

[Dave the OAP]

big and clever? are you having a laugh? look, if you feel embarrassed to be a christian, that's fine. but don't take it out on me.

Really custard?

Tell me what my beliefs are and if I am embarrased

BTW To give your little tiny brain ( bobbing along in the custard)a clue, look up where I answered you on the 24 millionth thread about this where you actually aplogised for getting it wrong.... its quite simple.... a bit like you really.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

look, dave. i have nothing against christians (except the evangelicals). christianity is clearly a cause for much good. but you get so reactionary whenever it is mentioned.

If you DO have something against evangelicals, why exclude them from your poll?

 

[Grendel]

closest fit, surely.

Seriously, are you some sort of moron? Just curious, like, as you seem to be completely unaware of the utter idiocy of some of the stuff you come out with.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I used to see myself as agnostic, but I have moved towards atheism. Many a lost hour was spent in Chapel - twice a week for five years at school and I attended Sunday school and so on. Prep school we read the bible everyday, I was confirmed......etc. etc.

Maybe I did take the values of 'a good christian life' with me, but I would like to think that it was from my own conscience and being guided by my parents. I don't need a 'god' to be there for me. I have friends and family and they are the only people I would wish to rely upon.

 

[Mrs Coach]

I'm one of many many Humanists. Should be an option.

 

[Monkster]

Bad Religion

But I do like a bit of Rancid

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I'm one of many many Humanists. Should be an option.

Now that's a much more interesting thing to debate.

Apart from not requiring a god, is humanism like a religion? Or is it totally different?

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

Really custard?

Tell me what my beliefs are and if I am embarrased

BTW To give your little tiny brain ( bobbing along in the custard)a clue, look up where I answered you on the 24 millionth thread about this where you actually aplogised for getting it wrong.... its quite simple.... a bit like you really.

ok dave. i don't know whether you are a christian or not. but falsely accusing you of it isn't an insult. it's like calling you ginger if you've got dark hair. you just seem to get very agitated whenever this stuff is brought up (probably my fault). and there hasn't been a 'what religion are you' thread for years. i just thought - with the stuff that's going around at the moment - it might be an idea to see what nsc's make-up is.

have you seen jesus camp? i watched it last night - scary stuff.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Agnostic.

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

If you DO have something against evangelicals, why exclude them from your poll?

didn't want to single them out.

Seriously, are you some sort of moron? Just curious, like, as you seem to be completely unaware of the utter idiocy of some of the stuff you come out with.

rest assured, if i ever thought for one second i would meet in real life anyone on this board, i wouldn't be such an obnoxious prick.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

didn't want to single them out.

Oh.

But you do want to single the Jews out?

Why do I feel uncomfortable?

 

[Dave the OAP]

Oh.

But you do want to single the Jews out?

Why do I feel uncomfortable?[/QUOTE}


Its the mentality of people who have custard for brains. He will start back tracking soon

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

Oh.

But you do want to single the Jews out?

Why do I feel uncomfortable?

evangelicals are part of the christian populace. judaism is a whole different thing.

i don't know, why do you feel uncomfortable?

 

[withdeanwombat]

See atheists are winninng this.

Thank God for sense at last!

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

Its the mentality of people who have custard for brains. He will start back tracking soon

i don't think i've said anything either offensive or contentious (except to you, as a response to your first post).

g-d forbid anyone should ever mention the 'r' word.