What question would you like to ask?

[Cabby]

What question would you like to ask a specific player?

I would love to ask Big Time Charlie, Paul (call me The Guv'nor] Ince, why he bottled it in the penalty shootout of Euro '96. As usual he had all the mouth during the game but when it came to penalties he was nowhere to be seen.

 

[Easy 10]

I would like to ask Richard Carpenter what is the capital of Venezuela.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

I would ask 'If there were two trains, one leaving London and and the other Manchester, travelling in opposite directions at the same speed, at which point would they cross?'
The player does not matter.

 

[Kryten]

I'd like to ask ex albion legend Geoff Pitcher what is the meaning of life?

 

[clapham_gull]

I think Ince answered that question - he's crap at penalties.

 

[Lush]

I'd like to ask Guy Butters if being put up for sale on the internet made him get his arse in gear. Not sure I'd get an honest answer though.

I'd also like to ask Bobby Zamora if he likes older women.

 

[Cabby]

I think Ince answered that question - he's crap at penalties.

So is Gareth Southgate but he at least had the guts to take one.

 

[El Presidente]

I'd also like to ask Bobby Zamora if he likes older women.

I hear he his very fond of his mum, knock a year or two off Kay and you might pass for her






Awaits flamethrower

 

[Lush]

I hear he his very fond of his mum, knock a year or two off Kay and you might pass for her

Yes.

And a few more sessions on the sunbed.

 

[fatboy]

So is Gareth Southgate but he at least had the guts to take one.

I think the braver man would admit to being crap and let the better players take one.

Still, a professional footballer should be able to take a decent penalty.

 

[Cabby]

I think the braver man would admit to being crap and let the better players take one.

And you think that Ince would admit to being crap, and agree that Southgate was a better player? Now you are having a laugh!

 

[El Presidente]

Yes.

And a few more sessions on the sunbed.

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