[Misc] What pisses you off about Christmas?

[pearl]

People that keep moaning about why they hate Christmas. Lighten up and enjoy it. A time to get all the family together. Fantastic.

Fvck that!

 

[portlock seagull]

Another one for stupid perfume ads. Brilliantly surmised by these boys

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Drones at Gatwick ****ing up decent people's holiday plans

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

You can rest assured that most don't give a fack about religion but love the break from work and the feel good factor

What planet are you on? Here is another story about the homeless and their feel good factor.


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46613609

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Been past the Parliament entrance at the Westminster tube exit several times recently. There are a couple of homeless people sleeping rough there. It absolutely stinks of piss. And meanwhile a load of utter clowns troop past each day to debate Brexit, all buffed and fluffed, poppies recently removed from expensive button holes. It is quite disgusting.

ps today I saw a team of chaps washing the area to reduce the reach of the urine. I wonder who arranged that.

Edit: Something on the radio about MPs commenting about someone dead....sounds like one of these people....fits with my reply about a BBC article to one of NSC's finest dick heads, somewhere above, in this thread.

Be grateful for what you have, is my motto. Always has been, even when I had jack shit.

 

[pearl]

Drones at Gatwick ****ing up decent people's holiday plans

and mine, my neighbours probably aren't going away now

 

[Napper]

forced plans , forced smiles

Everyone topping each other about how great their Christmas is / was ............. frankly its all bollocks

Good from 26th onwards

 

[Lush]

The fact the my birthday is on the 27th.

Ironically, the period between Boxing Day and new Year's Eve is known as the Christmas Perineum.

 

[The Spanish]

Standard of driving goes downhill ? Was it ever that good to start with ?

It’s fantastic in the U.K. compared to pretty much everywhere else in the world.

 

[The Spanish]

I don’t know what the answer is. I just like lamb roasts and mint Aeros.

That’s a mad Christmas dinner by anyone’s standards

 

[Knocky's Nose]

I don’t know what the answer is. I just like lamb roasts and mint Aeros.

You're Heston Blumenthal, aren't you... Go on, admit it....

 

[Ernest]

I hate EVERYTHING about Christmas, it's just full of fools overspending , over indulging and forgetting the real meaning of it. I will spend the entire period reading Mao's Little Red book whilst eating potato soup and enjoying myself far more than ANYONE else

 

[mickybha]

The fact it starts in October

 

[Birdie Boy]

That only happens in the sun

Dubai, Saudi?

 

[Jaxie]

Dubai, Saudi?

Excellent

 

[clapham_gull]

Drones this, drones that. Every bloody year.

 

[Dancin Ninja BHA]

Blue and White Santa hats

Christmas eve boxes

Sorry...….what is this you refer to? I've never, ever heard of this before. A Christmas Eve meal yes, a Christmas Eve drink most definitely. But a 'box'?!!!!!!

 

[studio150]

Sorry...….what is this you refer to? I've never, ever heard of this before. A Christmas Eve meal yes, a Christmas Eve drink most definitely. But a 'box'?!!!!!!

https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?368017-Christmas-Eve-Boxes&highlight=christmas+eve

https://www.countryliving.com/uk/homes-interiors/interiors/a22724913/christmas-eve-boxes-idea-gifts/