What people....

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Do you allow to see you naked? Other halves, children, mothers? If the latter two, would you still let them see you naked with a hard on?

And who would you do a shit in front of?

 

[Sussex Nomad]

What on earth inspires a post like this?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

What on earth inspires a post like this?

LSD

 

[hola gus]

WTF

 

[chimneys]

Do you allow to see you naked? Other halves, children, mothers? If the latter two, would you still let them see you naked with a hard on?

And who would you do a shit in front of?

Naked-wife (HO) Non HO-kids/Gus/Charlie/TB

Shit- Scott McGleish/Lee Bowyer/Diouf/Belotti/Archer

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I haven't seen my dad's willy for years, I remember thinking his was quite small and being worried cos if you take 50% of each of your features from both parents, well.....!

 

[Lush]

I haven't seen my dad's willy for years, I remember thinking his was quite small and being worried cos if you take 50% of each of your features from both parents, well.....!

Just as well your mum's hung like a donkey then.

 

[driller]

your dad is not who you mum lead you to believe he is

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Wife, kids, Doc, 2nd 11 Camberley Ladies Hockey Team, & anyone in Ibiza 1988

 

[NMH]

Under my clothes, I am stark naked. mmm, and touching my nipples.

Happy now ¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤?

 

[Meade's Ball]

The usual lot i expose myself to i suppose. Those i pretend to urinate in the gardens of whilst staring willy-fiddlingly through their partly-steamed kitchen windows. Other men in changing rooms who i make out i have just played sports with or swam near. Gentle and persuasive uncle Tim and his friend Bobby. Gibbons i tease on wildlife drive-throughs. Old women who seem to have misplaced their glasses or have them perched on their purple hair completely unknowingly. And Michaela Strachan.

 

[Gully]

I haven't seen my dad's willy for years, I remember thinking his was quite small and being worried cos if you take 50% of each of your features from both parents, well.....!

...just one tit then!

 

[Billy the Fish]

Just as well your mum's hung like a donkey then.

Monster clit?

 

[Seagull Steve]

Anyone with a bag of werthers originals.

 

[Questions]

My chiropodist.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Naked-wife (HO) Non HO-kids/Gus/Charlie/TB

Shit- Scott McGleish/Lee Bowyer/Diouf/Belotti/Archer

Not sure why you had to tell us your wife was a Ho - but thanks for sharing.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Not sure why you had to tell us your wife was a Ho - but thanks for sharing.

An actual decent sharer would have put the prices up and opening hours.

 

[Brighton till i die]

i'd happily take a shit infront of anyone that wants to watch

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

i'd happily take a shit infront of anyone that wants to watch

Well you can talk the talk...

 

[sydney]

i have no problems shitting in front of people and was most surprised when our bricklayers foreman sebastien became somewhat irate when the boys decided to leg it with the temporary plywood partitioning around the toilet whilst he was hidden behind it having a dump , he was so angry he started foaming at the mouth , one of the blokes took a photo of him but he became incandescant with rage , launching himself off the potty, unwiped and chasing the lad across the site and out to his car where he kept him bailed up until he was able to get the blokes phone and delete the pic.........some people are touchy..!!!