What one thing would you do to improve NSC?

[El Presidente]

Remove the '1' from my notifications tab for a reputation comment that can't be seen.

 

[The Rattler]

Another vote to bring back the Classic view please Bozza

 

[looney]

Rather than banning some people some sites will use a pen forum to put them where they can cool of or get their odd issue out of their system. So they are restricted to this forum but others can post in it.

I beleive the palace board has a system like this. A good place to put palace trolls and ay threads started by Hove Born and bred.

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

The Palace Pen. Like it.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Remove the '1' from my notifications tab for a reputation comment that can't be seen.

Remove the '2' from mine---it's ANNOYING

 

[ferring seagull]

I hear you but Bozza might prefer the NSC traffic to stay on here instead of wandering off to the Huddersfield forum when we need to find the relevant link.
Had a look at that site and can't see the link to other forums tbh.

When you go into 'Down at the MAC' , it is right at the top in BLOCK CAPITALS it says ' CLICK HERE FOR OTHER MESSAGEBOARDS '

I don't think for a moment that it would take interest away from NSC but it does offer quick access to other boards quickly and without having to ' research '

Oh - and HOORAY !

 

[Bozza]

When you go into 'Down at the MAC' , it is right at the top in BLOCK CAPITALS it says ' CLICK HERE FOR OTHER MESSAGEBOARDS '

I don't think for a moment that it would take interest away from NSC but it does offer quick access to other boards quickly and without having to ' research '

Oh - and HOORAY !

Agreed - I'm going to add it, maybe tonight.

 

[Rogero]

A sub forum containing links to forums of other clubs in the league. Please.

Good idea

 

[Surf's Up]

Agreed - I'm going to add it, maybe tonight.

Excellent

 

[Meade's Ball]

A donation to a moose charity for every 100k posts made and, when meeting the billion post mark, 4 lucky invites to a moose rodeo in which our sponsored meese will battle to the death, the invitees going home with still slightly warm antler sandals.

 

[desprateseagull]

Wire all users in to the web, more than 5 thumbs up / down, the poster gets zapped.

 

[Eeyore]

A section for local news and debate. The Argus comments column is not the place for rational discussion.

 

[Bozza]

A section for local news and debate. The Argus comments column is not the place for rational discussion.

Interesting.

Only this week I was thinking about a new site - something like Real Sussex News which would cover the important happenings in and around Sussex without the 'cat stuck up tree' type shit.

 

[somerset]

How about a tab at the top to take you to a consolidated view of Polls only, just a thought to enable a quick trawl to check you haven't missed a vote or to check on the latest voting results status.

 

[BadFish]

It probably could never work but, in an ideal world, it would be nice to have a few threads where pointless criticism and negativity were banned. It is really tedious having to plough through it on every thread and, for those of a more positive persuasion, it is actually quite annoying/frustrating/offputting.

The (often deliberately provocative) thickos can post drivel til their hearts are content on other threads but it would be good to have a place for more considered and generally positive discussion. It could be called the "No negative thickos" area of NSC.

It would be the virtual equivalent of being able to move away when you found yourself standing in front of an idiot moaner in the old North Stand...

The unicorn and rainbows section - I like it.

It would be a quiet place of self reflection.

 

[Meade's Ball]

May i also recommend an agony aunt section similar to the one i used to read in my sister's Just 17 magazine. It explained to me the white spots on my scrotum, so any young NSCers could discreetly go into a 'growing pains' section and anonymously throw in questions for modestly understanding chaps such as Tubby McFat and the sexually timid El Pres to offer warm and innocent advice in reply.

 

[Bombadier Botty]

May i also recommend an agony aunt section similar to the one i used to read in my sister's Just 17 magazine. It explained to me the white spots on my scrotum, so any young NSCers could discreetly go into a 'growing pains' section and anonymously throw in questions for modestly understanding chaps such as Tubby McFat and the sexually timid El Pres to offer warm and innocent advice in reply.

'Sack spots' (as we must call them) are caused by wet shaving the pubis vulgaris on the underside of the bollards (something actor Matt LeBlanc of Friends fame admitted in Esquire magazine last year that he does to remove grey pubes). You can lance sack spots (carefully!) with a needle and squeeze out the sebaceous content or pimply just live with them. Trimming the pubis vulgaris growing from the bollards with a pair of nail scissors is preferable to wet shaving and will not give you aforementioned sack spots.

 

[Meade's Ball]

'Sack spots' (as we must call them) are caused by wet shaving the pubis vulgaris on the underside of the bollards (something actor Matt LeBlanc of Friends fame admitted in Esquire magazine last year that he does to remove grey pubes). You can lance sack spots (carefully!) with a needle and squeeze out the sebaceous content or pimply just live with them. Trimming the pubis vulgaris growing from the bollards with a pair of nail scissors is preferable to wet shaving and will not give you aforementioned sack spots.

You're hired.

 

[Bombadier Botty]

You're hired.

Well, I did too read my sister's copy of Just17 back in the day, and before that it was her copies of Misty and Jinty (a somewhat more supernatural experience)

 

[Eeyore]

Interesting.

Only this week I was thinking about a new site - something like Real Sussex News which would cover the important happenings in and around Sussex without the 'cat stuck up tree' type shit.

Sussex Newstand Chat

Would make a good section on this site, for sure.