What minor things annoy you

[8ace]

People who crack their knuckles.

 

[-gully-]

People who cant get the car close enough to the ticket machine at the car park and then have to get out to get the ticket, then on the way back out again piss about at the gate because the machine is soooooooooooo hard to use.

 

[ILIKECANDLES]

Suitcases on wheels. Anyone that is not infirm or under the age of 60 should not be allowed to use a suitcase trolley. They take up so much more room and you constantly find yourself jumping over the blasted things.

People that just stop without any sort of warning in a busy street. One can end up performing some sort of pirouette to avoid smashing into the back of them.

People that put suitcases on seats in trains. Why are their belongings more important than giving a seat to someone when the train is full.

Being treated like a common criminal when you know you have been short changed, but the cashier does not believe you.

Being queued barged at the bar. The person served before you knows that you were there, but does not offer the service to you.

Litterbugs.

'Professional' property developers who have watched too many home improvement programmes and think they are some kind of development guru, instead all they have done is put down some cheap wooden floors, some ceiling lights and a crappy MFI kitchen unit in. Trashy modern shite.

Those people that come round to your house offering to sell you shoe polish or keyrings or tea towels. Then when you rebut their offer, they give you a wicked look and mutter 'think of the children'.

Plastic football fans. Crowd out Brighton pubs. Transfixed to the screens, whilst wearing last seasons replica shirt. Then chat with random other fans offering their expert opinions about the team as if they have been to every single game for the past two decades.

Ugly high rise buildings.

The nouveau feminine male with trousers hanging below their arse and hair that looks like a Frank Gehry creation.

all class points! 5 stars.

 

[brightonian finest]

, also children munching food around the supermarket before it has gone through the till.

QUOTE]

I once saw a girl in Asda Crawley get a cooked chicken out of the cabinet break it into 4 and give a portion to each of her children then get a 4 pack of canned drinks and give them 1 each and they stood in the shop ate and drank the contents. I pointed this out to a security officer and was told they cant do anything about it unless the person goes through the check out and didnt take the bar code portion through the tills and pay for it. Seems ridiculous but it did annoy me.

How could this even bother you? GRASS

 

[Art Vs Science]

I posted this before so i shall stick to my guns and if it is good enough to be mentioned on the football league website it is good enough to post again,

Facepainting for adults, The disappearence of lemon flavoured starburst, Custard, Xbox F'kin Xbox, ITV, Socialist worker stands, People that put their cashpoint card in twice, Tomato Sauce, Bags for life, Slippers, Kippers, Music played via a mobile phone on a bus, Screaming babies, Brazil, The North Face logo, Facebook, Go compare, Trumpets, One and Two pence pieces, Self service check outs, Shoes with no laces, People that cannot cook, Microwaves, Telesales, Microsoft, Soap Opera's, Electric razors, Paolo Nutini, My friend saying the words 'Nuns C***' far too often, Championship Manager, Harry Potter, Meat shaped vegetarian food, Newspapers, Clocks, Mud, Crystal Palace, Dolph Lundgren, iPad's, Neon open and closed signs, Margerine, Twitter, Nearly everyone taking photo's when i go out to the pub/bar for an evening out, Vauxhall, Hair gel, Horses, Modern football boots, Sepp Blatter, Food that is served in a stack, Jesus, Marc Albrighton, Freestyle sneezing, Extreme sports and that plastic packaging you get with electrical items that you need scissors and a chainsaw to open just after cutting your fingers to pieces.

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

What Marc Albrighton ever done to you??!

 

[Art Vs Science]

What Marc Albrighton ever done to you??!

Nothing, but if i am not paying attention to the tv and his name is mentioned i always...ALWAYS look up thinking the Albion are getting a mention for a split second.

 

[hola gus]

What Marc Albrighton ever done to you??!

He does have one of them faces you just wanna slap. Just looks like the kinda twat that thinks he knows everything. I maybe wrong but just the way he looks!

 

[Ninja Elephant]

The new girl I've started "dating" is being mean to keep me keen. And it's working. Damn women.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Footballers. There are precious few that will take a knock and carry on playing.

Honestly. Stub your toe all you like, just carry on playing you bloody wimp.

A player with a bloodied head bandage is treated as some sort of Goliath, but it is the least they should do.

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Pushchairs/buggies that are the size of a Panzer tank !!

 

[Art Vs Science]

Pushchairs/buggies that are the size of a Panzer tank !!

Panda tank?

 

[tonymgc]

Yaya Toures snood it looks as if its about to swallow his head its so big.

 

[Norman Potting]

packaging you get with electrical items that you need scissors and a chainsaw to open just after cutting your fingers to pieces.

.

Good call. I have experienced two cases of this recently - it took me about 10' to extract some laptop speakers from what appeared to be a new "super material" impervious to large scissors.

 

[seagullwedgee]

Northern twats who say "use" when they mean "you", as in "are use coming down the pub?"

I mean, did these people ever go to school? WTF are they thinking?

How do they me to reply? "Yes, wees are coming down the pub..."

 

[-gully-]

Ilikecandles

 

[perth seagull]

When you make a cup of tea and take the teabag out, and you dribble a droplet of tea and you subsequently have to wipe it up.

 

[Devon Seagull]

People behind reception desks who say "What was the name" what do you mean what was the name. The name is........ I haven't changed it.

 

[Kendo3]

Singers of a certain style the say 'Wi Choo' instead of 'With you' or commentators the call 'Rosicky' 'Rozitski'.

 

[redneb]

A chap has said about seats ona bus and as there is very little football what other minor irritations do you have.

Mine is

Parent and Child parking spaces near the entrance to a supermarket. Why do these have to be near the entrance? If the child is a baby or small toddler they would go in a seat in the trolley and if a little older they could walk from the car wherever it is parked. So to me it seems pointless I can understand the disabled being near to the entrance but not parent and child.

Safety reasons. Kids can run off into where the cars drive around. Also, toddlers struggle to put umbrellas over themselves if its raining.

But what I REALLY hate is people who park in the parent and child spaces who don't have children. The births are wider so you can put the trolley along side your car rather than behind it in the road while you load your kids.

And if anyone without kids is thinking of doing this in Asda Hollingbury, expect the sharp end of my key to connect sharply to the whole side of their car you cunt.