THRASHING all FOUR of them at Wii Bowling
Later this month I'll be driving to the other side of this great county of ours to sit for the best part of a day in a hot, stuffy, stale sweat smelling, crowded hall with lots of other parents all equally over-joyed to be there, watching my daughter take part in a Gymnastics comp. She's only there for the fun, and may or may not win a medal in the 'general' gymnastics class. Now THAT will make me feel like a proper Dad
right now i am lying on the bed cuddling my four month old daughter after feeding her milk. Makes me feel like a dad.
My six year old OWNS me at bowling.THRASHING all FOUR of them at Wii Bowling
Big BIG laughs.If i have a child i intend to turn up drunk at a Parent-Teachers night, my face swelled and obscene, my trousers only half done-up, my head shaking at anything my wife might have to say, and my right eye, the one that works better, winking twitchingly at the music teacher two tables down whose breasts jiggle when glockenspieling instructively to a class of boys scraping words like ERIC SHUN with compasses on the desk so often due for change. I'd be asked to leave, but years later my son would like that i was fully foolish once.